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20 Jul 2025
Good morning and happy Sunday from sunny Austria π¦πΉ
The plan for today is to do a little bit more exploring, then back to the hotel for a chilled afternoon. My attire for today is a bit like Marmite but I love it π
The shirt and shorts combo βοΈβοΈ
The best bit is the sandals and socks combo - it just makes sense βοΈβοΈ
Wishing you a super duper Sunday ππβ€οΈxx
#austria #holiday
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56 today! How did that happen! π―π―ππ
Feeling blessed. Now off for afternoon tea πβ€οΈ
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Good evening. I hope youβre all enjoying Saturday. Home for the weekend and just enjoyed a lovely home cooked meal and this fantastic imperial stout πππΎππΎβ€οΈx
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How it started and how it ended. Still, Iβm so proud of the #Arsenal lads. The future is bright
#championsleaguefinal
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Good morning, happy Saturday. Iβm heading to Costco to fill up with petrol, so wish me luck π. Iβm hoping the Arsenal boys can get the job done tonightβ¦ good luck lads. Wishing you all a super duper day πβ€οΈx #arsenal #championsleaguefinal #Saturday
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May 25
Soccer on the NES from 1985.
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Earlier today: we went to Champneys for a bit of a spa day - Mrs Hβs birthday present from her brother. Got in the car for the journey back home and thought Iβd burnt my back offβ¦ the temp in the car was showing 37 degrees! Current status: back home in #Urmston relaxing in the garden with non-exotic drink made of blueberries, beetroot, bananas and protein powder πππβ€οΈx
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Good evening. Spent today at Trentham Gardens. Beautiful weather and hopefully weβll have an amazing summer π πx
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Beautifully summed up by Lorna β€οΈ
May 22
Oh no that's sad. Part of growing up, watching Judith on TV. And if someone has a lot of holidays there are still people who say "Honestly, you have more holidays than Judith Chalmers!"
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RIP Judith Chalmers πβ€οΈ
I loved watching Wish You Were Here. I always wondered how many passports you went through after years of hosting the show π
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May 21
Who misses these, should they bring them back?
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May 16
For a Saturday night, the TV is shocking, so here is a look back to when Saturday night TV was worth watching.
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May 16
Cadbury's Double Decker, 1987
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Prefab Sprout
- the king of rock n roll
TOTP 1988
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Who remembers this advert from the 1980s? It's chip's! It's chip's!
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The Professionals or The Sweeney?
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May 17
Before shower gel
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