I was having sex with this girl when her boyfriend called, my preeq was in her mouth when she picked the call, after their conversation, she asked him for money & he sent it instantly, she used that money to cook for me Loverboys/Good men will always suffer in relationships📌

Mbappé will not score up to 5 goals at this World Cup tournament.

its nasty out here U really gotta find a fine ngga with adult @ut!sm & settle down

What instantly makes someone more attractive, even if they're not physically attractive?

Senegal 0-0 France at HT. More goal attempts. More intent. More hunger. This isn't the African football we grew up watching. 🇸🇳🔥

If you have to sweat for every dollar you make, you will never be rich. True wealth is abstract. It's created by signatures, not physical effort.

Omo God when 🤲🏿🙏

To us who thinks money can buy happiness. May we have plenty of it🙏😔

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Men need to knack 21 times a month to avoid prostate cancer. We have 31 days in a month, 5 days for period pain so 26 days left to knack. How men even dey see 5-6 in a month. Best bet, marry from Calabar or Akwa Ibom😂

Once you bill me this period ehnn, I go do everything in my power to make sure dem draft you to Borno for NYSC😠

I’ll be so cooked after this.

ADHD: starts 47 projects Autism: needs the exact same sock seam every day or the world ends Me, AuDHD: somehow both at once while crying over a texture I forgot existed 3 years ago 😂

France doesn’t stand a chance in this tournament. Forget the squad depth. World Cup isn’t Champions League.

MAY dump k!ll you there🥺📌

DID YOU KNOW?? That France played in the first ever World Cup match in 1930 against Mexico, where French forward Lucien Laurent scored the first ever goal in tournament history. WHILE Senegal remains the only African nation in history to win a World Cup knockout match against a European team. They achieved this by defeating Sweden 2-1 via a golden goal in the 2002 Round of 16.#FIFAworldcup #FRASEN

From year to year I'm in a relationship but never in love💯📌

Men can't/won't accept cheating from their wife but can't/won't keep their third leg one place 😔 😟 🙁 😥

Parents, take care of your children! It's alleged that one guy dropped her from a car, then zoomed off and she automatically found herself in this condition 😔 The shirt she's wearing belongs to the guy

If your girlfriend has an ex, I mean if she has been in a relationship before especially more than one relationship, you don't have a girlfriend📌

Obi is no longer a boy..😂 I think it’s time to settle down ❤️🤭