UGA ‘81 | Once took over hell with a squirt gun | My favorite food is pussy | Goldbergs juice dealer | friends of few enemies of many
Joined July 2018
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Shaving my balls knowing they will not be seen.
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Going to colarado tomorrow with @OldManTrigger
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Does E dawgs sidekick got more motion now?
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When foodacris tweets and I see mark twang in the replies
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Seems like we lost the plot on burners acting like 60 year old men. #gramps
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I don’t think being bald is anything to be ashamed of.
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I lost my car last night. Can anyone check between the cushions for it?
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Oriental folk gotta be one of the best people. (Besides Pearl Harbor) I just ate some of the best pad thai I ever had and they gave me free eggrolls because of my mustache. #whatthatmean
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Besides the Braves I really like the Marlins, Mariners and Diamondbacks. I think those 3 are some of the coolest mascots in sports.
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I lost my Maui’s last night. My god I fr want to kill myself now.
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“Rattlesnake why are you always happy?” Pretty self explanatory bucko
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I did this in the recovery room one time and the only reason was to have the cool spots on my back. #recoverymaxxing
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Unfortunately this guy is right, both beers are comparable with miller.
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I just had a video of van come on my memories and it was the night he was ripping tank in the bar. #classic
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If you don’t sit courtside at WH I don’t fuck with you.
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I’ll have to check the next time i stop by liquor store. I drank these at a concert Friday? Not sure on that times tbh, but I’ve been going at them all weekend.
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