Joined August 2011
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18 Jun 2015
I just don't know why/I want U to make me cry/But I don't even care/Please play me The Bear @mymorningjacket #MMJSTL
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1 Jul 2014
Supreme Court rejects birth control mandate! (Don't worry men, Viagra and vasectomies are still covered) #GodMustLikeMenMore
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9 May 2014
As a child, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
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26 Mar 2014
"Metric system? You mean the easy measurement system based upon multiples of 10, that every other country uses? Na. We're good." - America
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11 Mar 2014
I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really listening.
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11 Mar 2014
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6 Mar 2014
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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4 Mar 2014
Ive been on hold for 20 minutes because my call is important to them
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2 Mar 2014
With great power comes a great electric bill.
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21 Feb 2014
@OMGnetz @SGSFOX They are only 18 to 22 years old. As far as they know, North Carolina IS Western Missouri State.
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8 Feb 2014
Does anyone want to come over and stare at our phones?
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18 Jan 2014
Stevens on Pressey (19 assists, zero turnovers last 2 games) “Sometimes guys just thrive with that extra opportunity" masslive.com/celtics/index.s…
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12 Jan 2014
"Grammar: it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit"
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11 Jan 2014
You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you.
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8 Jan 2014
Johnny Manziel has declared himself eligible to now accept your autograph payments in public.
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15 Oct 2013
How many possible questions could Mattingly have for Ryu? Couldn't he just learn those in a year's time? #comeonman
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27 Aug 2013
Check out my latest op-ed, "It's Easy to Lie about the #AffordableCareAct." courier-journal.com/article/…
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