Joined August 2011
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I just don't know why/I want U to make me cry/But I don't even care/Please play me The Bear @mymorningjacket #MMJSTL
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Supreme Court rejects birth control mandate! (Don't worry men, Viagra and vasectomies are still covered) #GodMustLikeMenMore
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9 May 2014
As a child, my mom told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
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"Metric system? You mean the easy measurement system based upon multiples of 10, that every other country uses? Na. We're good." - America
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I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was "a tent of lovers." I wasn't really listening.
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President Obama sits down for an interview with @galifianakisz: ofa.bo/dDl #BetweenTwoFerns

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Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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Ive been on hold for 20 minutes because my call is important to them
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With great power comes a great electric bill.
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@OMGnetz @SGSFOX They are only 18 to 22 years old. As far as they know, North Carolina IS Western Missouri State.
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10 Feb 2014
Michael Sam came out to his team last summer. They supported him. sbn.to/1o8o5k9
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Does anyone want to come over and stare at our phones?
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Best halftime show ever.
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Stevens on Pressey (19 assists, zero turnovers last 2 games) “Sometimes guys just thrive with that extra opportunity" masslive.com/celtics/index.s…
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"Grammar: it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit"
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You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you.
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Johnny Manziel has declared himself eligible to now accept your autograph payments in public.
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How many possible questions could Mattingly have for Ryu? Couldn't he just learn those in a year's time? #comeonman
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Check out my latest op-ed, "It's Easy to Lie about the #AffordableCareAct." courier-journal.com/article/…

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