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Herr Sensenmann @Herr_Sensenmann

Misanthrope, altruistic, materialistic on Mondays, random as hell, underrated, adventurous. I'm a "droll" person who thinks it's ok to be sarcastically sardonic

Joined September 2022
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I doubt he will even see this, but congrats to @elonmusk on the trillionaire achievement, a lot of hard work and dedication. Not bad for a kid from South Africa. I wish I could interview him and ask him just a few questions (non invasive of course).
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Would you rather have a perfect credit score and be unemployed or have a job with a zero/bad credit score?
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I don't believe in God or Jesus, but I do believe in Karma. I wish Karma would attack me, not my family or pets. Karma is real, I just lost my best friend today, she was a great dog and I didn't even get to say goodbye. RIP Bella, you were a good dog. Bella, I miss you already.
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Happy mother's day to all of the good mothers. A special HMD to my amazing and beautiful wife of 30 years, our daughters and my mom who has tolerated my shenanigans for the last 48 years. May happiness and a smile find you today!
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Why the hell are there WOMEN out there talking about MEN's sexual health as if they know what goes on in a man's body and causes to their issues? I don't see a dude talking about a woman's period or child birth.
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Jesus these AI bot animal accounts are getting out of control.
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Has anyone ever noticed that @elonmusk sounds like @Schwarzenegger but with down syndrome? Like a garbage disposal violently strangling a rubber chicken?
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I have a friend who is effected by the shutdown but too humble to ask for help. He always helps his community first and supports them financially when he can. His name is Josh and his cashapp is $jp719118 he doesn't know I am doing this, curious who helps. Thank you in advance.
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"I don't know who you are! I don't know what you want. If you're trying to get ahold of me, I am unavailable. What I do have is a very particular set of skills, if you leave a message, I'll call you back, if you don't, I won't listen to your message and I will not call you back!"
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In the words of Chamillionaire and his song, "Ridin'", I present you: "Trollin'" by Herr Sensenmann. "They see me trollin', I'm hatin', twitter trying to do me dirty! Grindin' just to be mean, I know I ain't gonna be seen. Up here on my computer screen, trollin' be my dream!"
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Almost Heaven, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, growing like a breeze. Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads.
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Happy Birthday Brother, you would've been 43. My life changed forever when I found out you passed away. My life changed again. Our sister just joined you in Heaven a few days ago, now you won't be alone. RIP brother and sister. ANP: 10/23/82 to 11/29/07 RAP: 12/17/84 to 10/20/25
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To any real person who is actually grieving losing their family member, that I may mocked or scorned or disdainfully commented, I am sorry. If you have siblings, please tell them you love them in person, before it is too late. Today I lost my last sibling, my sister was 40.
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I miss 24 hour Walmart's. Nothing like live entertainment at 0200 watching one cashier battle 100 angry drunk people.
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Women: Would you date a man in his 30's who still lives at home with his parents because he can't afford rent on his own but pays his parents rent? I am just curious.
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As an American, English is my first language...but today it got me thinking...what the hell are we doing? Why are there so many unnecessary letters in a word? Like Scissor, Knife, Subtle, Kerfuffle, and Gobbledygook? Man they had strong drugs back then!
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If you are American or care about American history, please take a moment of silence for those lost, injured or affected by this dreadful day, 24 years ago. RIP to those who passed September 11, 2001. Continued healing for those affected by that date.
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I would *Love* to know what "God's Plan" is for me!
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What song title describes your life? Mine is: "Try Again" by Aaliyah.
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It take nothing to be kind, you never know when someone is having a bad day.
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