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31 Dec 2017
My wife just left me.
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It shouldn’t have needed to reach this point in the first place. 🗣️ US State Department are the reason for this mess, so any praise to them goes out the window.
🚨🚨| JUST IN: US State Department has stepped in to help Cape Verde hero Vozinha’s mother get to the World Cup. After the 40-year-old goalkeeper’s stunning Man of the Match performance (7 saves) in Cape Verde’s historic 0-0 draw vs Spain, his mother Ana Candida Évora couldn’t be there due to visa & bond costs. Now the US State Department is actively reaching out to assist with her visa so she can watch her son live. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been urged to “do everything in his power” for her to attend Cape Verde’s next match. Vozinha (who grew up with his late grandparents) was emotional post-game: visa issues priced her out in time.
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🤯 Exactly 20 years apart, but the same Lionel Messi. 🗓️ 16 June 2006: Lionel Messi scores on his FIFA World Cup debut. 🗓️ 16 June 2026: Lionel Messi scores a hat-trick at the FIFA World Cup. #FIFAWorldCup
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Thierry Henry was clearly NOT here for Landon Donovan calling France “arrogant and “casual” in that first half vs Senegal. #FRASEN
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Surely Iraq is going to find the net again if they continue playing like this.
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The first of many World Cup goals for Haaland.
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France were cruising in that second half. Didn't think Senegal look terrible though.
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5️⃣7️⃣🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé makes history reaching 57 goals for France, most ever — same as Olivier Giroud.
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That would’ve been a sexy goal if he wasn’t offside there.
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I’ve seen enough, give me another Austin Powers movie. He’s still got it.
Mike Myers has returned as Dr. Evil for a new Verizon commercial.
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These “hydration breaks” aren’t being booed enough at the World Cup so far.
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Believe
One day 🙏🏿 #Believe
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Olivier Giroud immedialy shut down the narrative about Mbappe being arrogant on the BBC panel.
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I spy a nose job and eye lift.
The return of Shrek & Donkey in ‘SHREK 5’. 2010 ➡️ 2027
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If you see Chalobah achieve his childhood dream of making it to the World Cup and your first reaction is to give him hate you’re a very strange individual
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France vs Senegal should not disappoint.
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🚨CONFIRMED: Trevoh Chalobah has been called up to the England squad. [@David_Ornstein]
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One day 🙏🏿 #Believe
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Jun 15
And just like that, Lukaku equalises. He wasn’t even on for a full minute.
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Jun 15
I just hope Mo Salah has fun this around in the World Cup compared to the 2018.
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🌎🇨🇻 OFFICIAL: Vozinha is the oldest goalkeeper to keep a clean sheet on a World Cup debut, @OptaJoe reports. 🏅
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