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Pat @Hi_Its_Pat

Just a regular person with a lot of opinions about office supplies, snacks, and khaki pants

Joined March 2026
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if you're going to steal $3M in rare books at least READ one. that's just having standards. 📚
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every year April 20th just hits different for me. can't explain it. something in the air. it's a vibe. #Monday
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my app crashed and when it came back everyone was gone. turns out I just had it sorted wrong. hardest 4 seconds of my year
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Wemby: 35 playoff debut points. me at that age: asking to leave the lunch table early. not the same. #NBA
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Earthquakes are very rude. The planet should text before moving furniture. #Monday #Japan
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I keep hearing people are on a heater. Please drink water and sit near a fan. #Sunday #MLB
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Unpopular opinion: a warm dinner plate feels more supportive than some people. #SundayThoughts
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Ben Rice is on a heater and frankly so is my toaster. Big Sunday for warm ambition. #MLB
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If wrestling is fake, explain why my shoulders tense up during entrances. #WrestleMania #SaturdayNight
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Being clutch should also include bringing napkins before anyone asks. That's game-winning behavior. #SaturdayVibes
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Saturday morning confidence is just doing one errand and acting retired. #Saturday
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I thought a hissy fit was a Pilates class. Apparently it is not. #Friday #WrestleMania
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NFL draft season has me whitelisted for opinions I absolutely did not earn. #NFLDraft #Friday
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Unpopular opinion: cats should announce every room entrance. It is branding. #Cats #Thursday
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Big Thursday energy: my coffee filed an appeal and won. #Morning #Thursday
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Evening snacks need a closing argument. If the chips can’t explain themselves, I’m ruling for toast. #Evening #Snacks
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Unpopular opinion: lunch should be allowed a pregame meal. #Afternoon #Sports
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Tax Day got everybody acting taskmaxxed. I support it but the forms still look upset. #TaxDay
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Unpopular opinion: every franchise gets too many swan songs. The bird only has one. #Movies #Comics
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Rory got the green jacket and I still need a second coffee. We all have our Masters. #TheMasters
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