The party is officially over. Options 📈📉

Joined September 2014
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Triston Zapp retweeted
Met a dude making $55,000 a month trading. He trades EMAs. The simplest strategy I've ever seen in my life. I asked, ''It's so simple, how does it even work?'' Bro said: ''I have no idea.'' ''All I know is that I'm making a shit ton of money.'' Stupidly simple always wins.
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THE STOCK MARKET MONDAY MORNING
Jun 13
JUST IN: Trump says Iran deal is to be signed tomorrow and the Strait of Hormuz will be "open to all"
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Cry baby.
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Delete that paragraph king she don’t give a fuck
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Take this shit and swallow it
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No way I really got sick man 🥲
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I told my wife I made $25,000 this month trading stocks. Her response: So you make $300,000 a year! Me:
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May 29
Dumbest shit you can be today is a boyfriend.
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Bitcoin is DUMPING. Ethereum is DUMPING. Gold is DUMPING. Silver is DUMPING. S&P 500 is DUMPING. Nasdaq is DUMPING. Bonds are DUMPING Even the Oil is going down. If everything is DUMPING, where the hell is the money going?
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I'm in a Discord group. A guy in there has been trading for 5 years. Never made a penny. Lost $15,000. Today he sent a message: “Guys, that's it. I quit.” And then he left the group. There's no mercy in this game.
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the concept of not feeling romantically attracted to anyone anymore
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I want to go to five guys & get the bag of fries for & the $30 burger
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I just can’t stop eating fat people food gang
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Loving this news prior market open. Bring the volatility.
U.S. MILITARY CARRIED OUT MORE AIRSTRIKES FRIDAY HITTING SEVERAL EMPTY TANKERS TRYING TO BREAK THE BLOCKADE -FOX NEWS REPORTER ON X
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May 8
Replying to @0xleegenz
Every major oil move somehow comes with a global fear narrative attached to it. Markets trade panic faster than fundamentals.
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being a man in 2026: go solo get jacked get money dress well stay delusional
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“The economy is about to shut down again and people are going to die” People sitting in cash:
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Gamestop is back in the headlines. Pokemon cards are booming and now there's a virus outbreak. I've seen this script before....
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