Floating in a lyrical stew. Word wrangler. Swing from high to deep. Line my eyes and call me pretty. Lightweight bluff.

Joined May 2022
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Been spending most of life, living in a….. #CheReub
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SOCIAL media @YMUKofficial
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Gabby Logan was perfectly good enough without employing Lineker’s ex pun writer. @BBCSport #Anchor #WorldCup #PunnedIt
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“Savvy B”. Pretentious prick.
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Is it in yet? @mummbler67 ; .)
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Alaska Pollack just doesn’t sound the same #FishFingerSandwich
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June 2026 and I just read Out, OUT. #GetOut
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What a boost for 18/24s wondering why the fuck they took that degree course and promise of a job. WANKER.
New investment from Japan will support jobs across the UK in clean energy that helps bring down bills, and cutting-edge tech. This partnership is delivering for Britain.
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Pop a 🏆 on the World Cup hash tag please mister @X
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Three more sleeps!! #ENGCRO #WorldCup #PunnedIt
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I’d really like an uber nerd to explain what triggers these bot follows! *tits edited for decency reasons #MargaretMyArse
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Don’t get caught smoking at home. Cover up with PaddyWax #PaddyWhacks
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COMMENTATE ON THE GAME @itvfootball #QATSUI #Banal #PunnedIt
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VaLium retweeted
Peter Kyle: the plan is great Naga Munchetty: have you seen the plan? Kyle: no Munchetty: So how do you know its great? Peter Kyle: "Because I have faith in a PM.. to fund the plan & design a plan & lead a plan, of course & he is the PM that is fit for the moment we're in"
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Next up it’s football and the super fan. #WorldCup2026 #PunnedIt
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Five films in and the Toy Story baddy is only a gen 2 Speak and Spell! #CashCow
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No Scotland, No Partick Thistle
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MON SCOTLAND!! #SCOHAI #WorldCup #PunnedIt Andy Cameron - Ally's Tartan Army (TOTP )1978 youtu.be/opsudWaeNqk?is=U3oG… via @YouTube

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Turned my back on the screen and Barlow is there on it! SO SO FUNNY!!! Gary Barlow and Bryan Ferry Crooner Sessions #18 youtu.be/IvF4wOnMDDI?is=3WPP… via @YouTube
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