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HM @HinduMonkey
Joined November 2012
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HM@HinduMonkey
25 May 2025
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π…πˆππ€π‹ π…πˆππ€π‹ π“π„π€πŒ πŽπ… 𝐓𝐇𝐄 π–π„π€πŠ All good things come to an end. Or in this case, all shit eventually sinks This is the last thread I’ll write on here. Read, it share it, mute it. Nobody cares. THE WORST XI FPL ACCOUNTS ON X Let’s end this.
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HM@HinduMonkey
25 May 2025
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π…πˆππ€π‹ π…πˆππ€π‹ π“π„π€πŒ πŽπ… 𝐓𝐇𝐄 π–π„π€πŠ All good things come to an end. Or in this case, all shit eventually sinks This is the last thread I’ll write on here. Read, it share it, mute it. Nobody cares. THE WORST XI FPL ACCOUNTS ON X Let’s end this.
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L.A. Matthews@TheLAMatthews
25 May 2025
Jonny Evans is leaving this club a legend. What he has achieved at this club is incredible. Please leave any kind of message of thanks/support for him below this post, I’m going to screenshot every one of them, put them into a book and present them to his dad as a gift. RT so as many reds as possible can show Jonny how grateful we are
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Benny Blanco@Benny_Blanco40
25 May 2025
After an incredibly challenging year in my personal life I’ll be saying my goodbyes too. I’ll probably still play FPL - just because it’s too satisfying beating Randy, HM & Andy Martin every year - however it feels like the right time to call it a day on here. 1/2
HM@HinduMonkey
25 May 2025
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π…πˆππ€π‹ π…πˆππ€π‹ π“π„π€πŒ πŽπ… 𝐓𝐇𝐄 π–π„π€πŠ All good things come to an end. Or in this case, all shit eventually sinks This is the last thread I’ll write on here. Read, it share it, mute it. Nobody cares. THE WORST XI FPL ACCOUNTS ON X Let’s end this.
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HM@HinduMonkey
25 May 2025
EVERY TEAM LEAKER EVER No sub-genre of FPL Twitter has been more responsible for the death of the platform than these blood sucking leeches. Grown men now going cap in hand to kitchen assistants from major clubs paying for their regularly inaccurate early team sheets.
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HM@HinduMonkey
25 May 2025
As for me. I’ll be around. You can find me on Bluesky chatting shit about movies. I’ll be starting a new gaming podcast shortly as well with a few well known faces if anybody gives a shit about that. Nobody has even got this far have they. Apart from my only fans DM girls.
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HM@HinduMonkey
25 May 2025
I’m gonna leave this account up for a week or so to garnish the final remnants of love and hate before I delete it into the stratosphere with one final middle finger to Musk, the anti-vaxxers, the racists, the homophobes, the bigots and the Bowen captainers So long. One love. HM
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HM@HinduMonkey
25 May 2025
HM A crystallized virtue signaller with a handle that is more questionably offensive than painting a bindi on to take a shit Nowhere near as funny as he thinks, and now outsources his apologies to a third party because he can’t keep up with them all Utter bellend
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HM@HinduMonkey
25 May 2025
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π…πˆππ€π‹ π…πˆππ€π‹ π“π„π€πŒ πŽπ… 𝐓𝐇𝐄 π–π„π€πŠ All good things come to an end. Or in this case, all shit eventually sinks This is the last thread I’ll write on here. Read, it share it, mute it. Nobody cares. THE WORST XI FPL ACCOUNTS ON X Let’s end this.
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HM@HinduMonkey
25 May 2025
FANTASY ED Fest curator and public spokesman for Elon Musk, it’s been reported that Ed was the first human alive to pay for X Now spends his time beefing with his own fans about wanting to suck off Eddie Howe A deranged lunatic. Couldn’t roast a marshmallow Which is ironic…
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HM@HinduMonkey
25 May 2025
REGRET FPL A sentient android who compiles easy to digest β€œtips” for you to get through the gameweek. Examples include β€œSalah is best captain,” β€œWater is wet” and β€œThe sun might rise in the morning” It’s not all bad though. You can print them off and use them as toilet paper.
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HM@HinduMonkey
25 May 2025
FPL RAPTOR A cupcake of pure frosting. Raptor is a β€œdoctor” who started his PHD before he had even played FPL and still hasn’t completed either. Although let’s be fair, he doesn’t dress up as his own Nan anymore so somebody will pay him compliments. That's progress people.
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HM@HinduMonkey
25 May 2025
FPL GOAT/OLYMPIAN Paired together because they’re essentially the same pointless person. Another year of copy and pasting other peoples’ content and farming it out to thousands of robots to improve their machine learning. As useful as a hand break on a fucking Jet Ski.
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HM@HinduMonkey
25 May 2025
FPL HARRY Look, people just want BEEF okay After all I’m writing this. Me. And if I am me, then who are you? Where is Mee? Is Me a concept, or a state? Where does Me begin and Mee end? Harry is Me, so Me is Harry. Me-sa Jar Jar Binks BURN. IT. WITH. FIRE. YOU. FUCKING. CHILD.
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