I understood this twitter before its bio explained it.
Joined December 2011
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23 Aug 2012
Hot chinos and khakis. Hot chinos and khakis. I can't get enough of these hot chinos and khakis. #NYRichKids #StraightOuttaHamptons
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20 Aug 2012
its amazing that my @instagram feed is all farm-to-table meals & speciality coffee when 90% of my diet is actually PBR & Fruit by the Foot.
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8 Aug 2012
Lion-O from Thundercats is totes my spirit animal. Wait... a spirit animal is something you think about when you masturbate, right?
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6 Aug 2012
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6 Aug 2012
Hipster handbook says I should be doing Yoga, but it also says I shouldn't be caught dead at a business that uses the font Papyrus #confused
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31 Jan 2012
Macbook Pro is being sent back for repairs. Oh well, I heard that real DJs use Iphone Spotify anyway.
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31 Jan 2012
I always question my outfit when the homeless guy across from me isn't masturbating on my morning bus ride. #fuckyouilookgood
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26 Dec 2011
just a reminder ladies: feather weave = #instaboner. feather tat behind the ear = #permaboner
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26 Dec 2011
I shat PBR & kale in an Park Slope alley. This is home now. RE: @MensHumor: "Hipsters, moving to New York City does't make it your hometown"
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23 Dec 2011
Veronica Mars might be the closest thing I have to a committed relationship in my life #hipsterproblems
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23 Dec 2011
It's a cold one this morning, luckily it's easy to double up on skinny jeans. #protip
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23 Dec 2011
Dear sorori-hipster at Whole Foods... You're mistaken...I'M a cutie, THAT's a clementine. But you can take both home if you want.
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22 Dec 2011
old man on the G train called me racist for scooting a few seats over. Pffft. Dude, I like TV on the Radio AND own The Wire on DVD.
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22 Dec 2011
spent all morning waxing my mustache into the shape of a Menorah and not ONE of my Jewish friends even noticed. #hipsterproblems
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22 Dec 2011
This year my Christmas wish is to watch employees of @Anthropologie and @madewell1937 wrestle in a vat of organic dairy-free pudding.
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22 Dec 2011
its noon and no one has mistaken me for a gay OR homeless person. obviously need to do a better job dressing myself #hipsterproblems
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