A dwarf in a sea of Internet trolls
Joined June 2014
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I am dismayed to discover that this is my circus and these are indeed my monkeys.
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I grew up listening to a specific Christmas album my parents had. Over the years Iβve tried to find it but itβs hard to just Google Christmas songs and find a specific version. Anyway, this morning I found it which is why Iβm listening to Christmas music in the kitchen in June.
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I just saw the first rainbow Iβve seen in a while. Pretty faint but still nice to see.
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Garic Goblinhewer retweeted
Jun 3
Don't use AI to write your posts. Use your 3am psychotic breaks like a true artist
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maybe we are all just trying to find the places where our souls exhale.
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Me flirting: βYou know, I could give you tacos any day of the week. We donβt even have to wait until Tuesday.β
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My great-grandfather passed through Canada as his family emigrated from Hungary to the United States. Almost wished he had stopped there.
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Garic Goblinhewer retweeted
May 25
The sexual tension in a quiet like. The overt passion of a generous retweet.
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The human condition is strange, like how do you miss something you never had?
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I want to live by the ocean, in the mountains, and in the forest, but within a reasonable distance to some decent restaurants. Is that too much to ask?
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I almost actually smiled today but managed to control myself and avoid possible disaster.
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Age does not diminish desire, it merely burns off the part that was ever willing to settle for less
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I have written and deleted at least a dozen argumentative posts or responses today. Please clap.
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