If Paraguay wins, renounce your citizenship. Or buy a tub of ice cream at a grocery store and make a milkshake at home. You've got options.
If America beats Paraguay in tonight's World Cup match, come celebrate at Steak n Shake tomorrow with a Patriot milkshake for only 25 cents! Limited to one milkshake per customer.
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