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2 Jun 2025
All credit to this Southend fan who got on the local news this evening
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23 Dec 2024
It’s not even Christmas Day yet, it’s over a week till it gets emptied again and I’ve already had to do the jump up and down in the recycling bin trick to squash down the contents 🙄🫣
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2 Oct 2024
This tweet isn’t from me but 100% applies
Used to mock my Dad for listening to nothing but 60s radio stations as he was missing out on great new music. Just realised I now only listen to 90s radio stations.
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26 May 2024
Surely United have got to make a statement regarding Ten Hag one way or another today
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23 Apr 2024
Just for clarification, I’m not going to look between any letters on my keyboard. Let’s pack this shit up immediately
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4 Mar 2024
Genuinely think Arsenal could go double figures tonight
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25 Feb 2024
The fact Adam Idah is banging them in in Scotland shows what a garbage league it really is
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18 Feb 2024
If Henderson or Phillips are in the next England squad and Mainoo isn’t then Southgate should hang his head in shame
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15 Feb 2024
I can absolutely get behind this story. Getting out and getting some exercise is brilliant for feeling good.
Exercise even better than anti-depressants at treating depression, study finds
Read more🔗
news.sky.com/story/exercise-…
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19 Dec 2023
The biggest shock about seeing Steve Cooper get sacked is finding out he’s only 44!! Must have been a bloody tough paper round
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7 Dec 2023
This is the most truthful tweet ever posted
Postman here. If you order lots of packets and aren't in for them or don't provide a safe place for me to leave them then I fucking hate you
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25 Nov 2023
I think if Everton were going to have a points deduction any season they would have picked this one. Teams that came up seem so poor that they should still get themselves out of relegation
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7 Oct 2023
The back 4 doesn’t look the strongest but I think having Amrabat in DCM should make the team as a whole better defensively 🤞
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4 Oct 2023
🔔 end status confirmed ✅
"I think the only outcome should be a replay." 🗣
Jurgen Klopp wants Liverpool’s game against Tottenham to be replayed 👀
#BBCFootball
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4 Oct 2023
Jude Bellingham is the best footballer in the world right now. Whoever’s decision it was to retire his number when he left Birmingham took the flack but was bang on.
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12 Sep 2023
Bellingham and Rice are a CM partnership that’s on the next level
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