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18 May 2022
Please something else go wrong today. Mercury can get out of reverse cowgirl at any time, thanks.
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5 May 2022
The post office can go suck a dick. Squishing my real mail to shove in my ads.
23 Mar 2022
I don’t care what anyone says, there’s a special circle of hell reserved for people who show up on the dot of when a business opens. I hate all of you equally.
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23 Mar 2022
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23 Mar 2022
Madeleine Albright, who dedicated her life to the genocide of #Serbs, has died on the eve of the anniversary of NATO's bombing of #Yugoslavia. Thousands of civilians were killed by her bombs, including women and children. May God show her the mercy that she never showed us.
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17 Jan 2022
Pre-workout: I would rather kill myself than exercise right now
Post-workout: exercise is the only thing keeping me from killing myself
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10 Jan 2022
watching schitt’s creek isn’t enough. i need to be one of moira’s wigs.
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2 Jan 2022
I’m like that weird old man whose like “you’ve never listened to Led Zeppelin?!You’ve never seen the god father??” except it’s indie music from the mid-aughts
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28 Dec 2021
Bitches be like yeah I’m spiritual then describe psychosis
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26 Dec 2021
I did NOT just see pheobe bridgers fans discovering bright eyes on tik tok, I feel elderly
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27 Dec 2021
I’m in such a miserable mood, i better buy something that’ll help 😌
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28 Dec 2021
literally no reason to trust cdc over astrology at this point
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27 Dec 2021
The irony of ADHD is that you can’t do anything because you want to do everything.
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25 Dec 2021
One shot and I’m replying to everyone’s ig story why am I this way
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24 Dec 2021
Me as a therapist: ok so what’s your sign?
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19 Dec 2021
Weren’t we all, Duncan Hines. Weren’t we all.
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