atelic
Joined July 2010
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Jun 7
Meeting him with that fuckass perm was such an omen
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Jun 6
If you look really closely you can see my bald spot
Kacey Musgraves has shared the complete recording of her Gruene Hall performance on YouTube.
Watch: youtube.com/watch?v=fSzFcGud…
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Jun 5
What’s crazy is I was just about to run for mayor in New York City… I guess I’ll let Zohran have this one
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Jun 3
Cuck chair final boss
Jun 2
carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life
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Jun 3
If I’m being honest I don’t really party I just sit at home but
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Jun 1
Gay guys euthanize their cat and start posting stills of nature to their story
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May 30
>whirlwind romance with Bulgarian lover
>mistakenly take doxy before bed and incinerate my esophagus
>euthanize my cat
>develop dry cough
>homoerotic Home Depot encounter
>pack my life into boxes
>play Tetris of course
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May 25
Eating the burger that makes you declare “what” and playing some Tetris of course
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May 22
Well really he’s worth nothing because he’s worthless
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May 21
I’m at the theater where they let white girls chew on the seats
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May 18
If the topic is not sufjan stevens I really don’t give a fuck actually
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26 Apr 2023
(realizing a guy stopped listening 4 minutes into me talking about how I’m in my applesauce and Sudoku era) Wowwwww. he must be addicted to pornography
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May 11
Me getting addicted to Tetris to curb my addictive behaviors
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