Dressed to the nines, eating popcorn with a sun umbrella and thirsting for VICTORY (a PARODY in honour of a great Jays fan)
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Who really knows if I will be back? I mean, the McRib came back. Vinyl came back.
Maybe I have a comfy chair at home and a sweet home theatre setup and prefer to watch games there.
But do you know who WILL be back? Your Toronto Blue Jays!
It’s the 2026 season!
#bluejays
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Perhaps like the swallows returning to San Capistrano, the #bluejays big inning is back.
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Innnnnteresting.
I don’t have time, but could someone please make a parody fan account for the #SparklyJacketGuy behind home plate at @BlueJays games? You could pick up where @Homeplate_Lady left off. He sure is enthusiastic about Jays pitchers getting strikeouts!
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“Many montage segment producers died to bring us this Opening Night broadcast”
#bluejays
#obscurestarwarsreference
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The slow fiddle rendition of the anthems reminds me of long stagecoach trips to games at Exhibition Stadium.
#bluejays
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In #homeplatelady terms, Kyle Tucker needs to decide if he wants 10 really nice scarves now, or 25 pretty good scarves over the next several months.
#math #bluejays
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The #bluejays Hot Stove plans for today: lock down a big bat
My Hot Stove plans for today: soup
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8 Dec 2025
My local Walmart had a rack of Bo Bichette merch at the main entrance yesterday.
Wishful thinking or clearance sale?
#BlueJays
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2 Nov 2025
I accepted the loss but when Ben Verlander won the $22 million 50/50 it was just too much for me.
#bluejays
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1 Nov 2025
The Dodgers season is about to get lodged under the centre field wall and declared a dead ball.
#bluejays
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1 Nov 2025
So the last time the #bluejays won the World Series, it was a Saturday and the clocks were being turned back an hour?
Literally going back in time?
And tonight Jack Morris and Paul Molitor are throwing out the first pitch? And….41 year old Scherzer is pitching?!
Great Scott!
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Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the #bluejays
One. More. Time.
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Live footage from the #bluejays front office, as they remember the meeting where they decided to make the outfield walls softer and “cushier” this season
#WorldSeries
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