Official Twitter for Homer Simpson.

Joined July 2009
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I think my wife is up to something.
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No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy. No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy. No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy... Happy #Halloween!
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To all the brilliant, hard-working animators who’ve made me what I am #WorldAnimationDay
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I just woke up… is the Saint Patrick’s Day parade still going?
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Today, the whole world is Irish and belligerent. #SmilingEyes
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Happy Butch Patrick’s Day! #DrinkingAlready
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What a lousy selfie...the photographer is an idiot. instagram.com/p/BgCWBodBAvD/
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Take it from me: the game's in Minnesota so I'm putting all my money on the Vikings.
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Halloween's no different than any other day of the year when I steal candy from strangers' houses and dress up like a lazy zombie.
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I can't decide what to be for Halloween, I have so many options! Fat pirate, fat M&M, normal Chris Christie...
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Sorry I've been off Twitter, I've been hibernating since February but I set my alarm to go off if candy was near by.
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Which way is the barbecue pit?
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It figures. This was the one year I DIDN'T bet a month's pay on the Cubs winning the World Series! #AnnoyedGrunt #FlyTheW
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Oh man! I'm on live! Here I come!
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The Cavaliers, because they're named after my attitude about basketball. x.com/TiffCLockhart/status/7…

Replying to @HomerJSimpson
@HomerJSimpson Do you have a favorite NBA basketball team? #HomerLive
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You mean Jamie? Great! x.com/cxlleri/status/7320472…

16 May 2016
Replying to @HomerJSimpson
@HomerJSimpson how is your relationship with fox ? #HomerLive
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.@coolkit88 Not Tony the Tiger who thinks he's so greeeeeeaaaat. #HomerLive x.com/coolkit88/status/73204…

Replying to @HomerJSimpson
@HomerJSimpson: What breakfast cereal mascot would you hang out with? #HomerLive
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