You’re not in danger but you are in its presence! Never half ass it use your whole ass! Wanted Criminal in 64 Countries! 🏳️‍🌈

Joined January 2026
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Homosexual powers activate!!!
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Do you smell what tf I’m cooking
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Another day and more reports
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Not me on camera working in Atlanta when I ain’t told this job I quit
Atlanta HAS to be the best World Cup city.
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Hell yeah don’t shit bother me
Would you feel comfortable having a full blown convo w/ your partner in the bathroom while you’re sitting on the toilet.
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Moving the goal post
What a loser Hochul is. During the Championship Playoffs it was announced that Texas ranks #1 for Fortune 500 HQs. A title once held by NY. Unlike the Knicks title, Texas’s lead over New York in business and new jobs will continue… forever.
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Fuck it Hail Mary…..WHATEVER IT TAKES
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I believe genuine connections aren’t limited by geography, so long distance doesn’t bother me.
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Ok I’m done good lifts good food good views goodnight
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P1!!!!!! @LewisHamilton 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Wow
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THE CAROLINA HURRICANES HAVE WON THE STANLEY CUP FOR THE SECOND TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY! 🏆🏆
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Michelle just say the word

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We up
Serebii Update: The Pokémon North America International Championships 2027 will take place in Chicago Details @ serebii.net
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Happy 80th birthday Mr. President 🎉🎀
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Ugh goodbye my Chicago Bears 🐻 😔
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Played on my boat then got me a cute pic
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Please be AI

ALT Coraline Dad Youre Mom GIF

Roman Reigns at the White House for UFC Freedom 250. (via @TKOGrp)
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Gamestop looked me right in my face and told me my PS3 was worth $18
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Meanwhile I’m stuck working 7AM to 7PM 4 days on 2 days off
Maturing is realizing the best work shift is 6AM to 2PM
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Just a regular dude and his drone in Chicago
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