Wheat, corn, and soybean farmer in VA/NC.
Joined October 2017
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3 Nov 2019
Only child in history that refuses to fall asleep in the combine. #harvest19
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May 10
built a tool with claude to help my oldest visualise positioning on different plays for little league.
couldnt help recreate this manny machado iconic pump fake @Orioles
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May 10
if precision plantings arrow tube is still considered precise enough for high speed planting without a belt system, then why wouldnt any really narrow (maybe spiraled) seed tube be high speed capable?
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Apr 27
used to love copperhead closing wheels. liked my schlagels on corn planter so went with them on the bean planter, but left two rows of copperheads. those two rows are gone after this
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"seek to rebuild trust"
Yeah maybe trying to trick farmers and landowners into doing your survey by lying to them about it being required by law was a bad idea. They can go fuck all the way off forever.
Apr 2
USDA Faces Record-Low #Acreage #Survey Response as NASS Seeks to Rebuild Trust with Farmers – Only 37.6% of farmers responded, the lowest participation in history for that survey.
agweb.com/news/crops/crop-pr…
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To all Claas owners. Regardless how well you think you blew your combine off, this is where your fire is gonna start. This is also where you will find all your missing sockets
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I guess now ill await my job offer from @NickHorob
Me and Claude's gift to all farmers. Open this in safari, hit the square with the arrow at the bottom, add to home screen. This makes it accessible like an app.
Spray mix calculator
horfarms.neocities.org/spray…
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Jan 27
$500. two big orings and two metal rings. I guess they figure i should be thrilled....being Deere refuses to sell the tool to take the hub apart, no dealer keeps the tool, and the manufacturer will only sell the tool to the dealer; forcing most guys to buy a $9000 complete hub.
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2 Dec 2025
6yr old: "whats your favorite band?"
me: "rhcp and metallica"
[plays Metallica -One]
...*oh god please take meee*...
6yr old: "sounds like cocomelon"
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14 Nov 2025
to all the naysayers...made it to the finish line 😎
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14 Nov 2025
Wife drives a 2015 escalade with 180k miles. I have the ability to keep it going forever, but the time is hard to come by.
Give me one good reason why i dont just buy a spare instead of updating.
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10 Nov 2025
done
3 Nov 2019
Wait till he’s six
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10 Nov 2025
Hes still a proud @CLAAS_America operator
Same field too
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4 Nov 2025
and my cable company wont run a line 800' to my house even if i trench it. 😒
4 Nov 2025
AMAZON: AWS ANNOUNCES FASTNET, A DEDICATED HIGH-CAPACITY TRANSATLANTIC CABLE CONNECTING THE US AND IRELAND - WEBSITE
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22 Oct 2025
for once im all in on google
22 Oct 2025
Samsung and Google, $GOOGL, have launched their AR headsets, per Bloomberg.
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