Disgraced court jester and part-time biscuit whisperer. Keeper of one suspiciously immortal tortoise. Feared in four counties, mildly cursed in two.
Joined March 2025
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Lyndsay retweeted
Ridiculous and dangerously irresponsible post.
You know very well that this will tempt people to go visit.
How many more must die and be devoured by the evil beast?!!
IT KNOWS NO MERCY!!
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Jun 5
The hunt for the Holy Grail took an unexpected turn when the legendary Beast of Caerbannog appeared, all teeth, fur, and murderous intent.
Luckily, there was a spare Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch available for just such an occasion.
🐇 ⚔️ 🏆
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Lyndsay retweeted
Happy #NationalBiscuitDay to the battlefield biscuit - the only snack with the structural integrity of a paving slab.
These biccies had plenty of uses other than providing sustenance.
Here are some of my favourite examples:
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Lyndsay retweeted
In Christchurch Park, among the 700 classic and historic vehicles, waiting for the start of the 54th Ipswich to Felixstowe Road Run in @HorrorBiscuits VW Golf Cabbie…
Ipswich to Felixstowe Run today! Vehicles leave Christchurch Park at 11:00 for the annual procession to the coast. Due to active roadworks, the convoy will follow the revised route shown in blue. Spectators should position themselves accordingly for safe viewing enroute. #Suffolk
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Apr 26
Cracking evening at @kingstcinema watching the 40th anniversary screening of ‘Stand By Me’ with @nickfshort
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Mar 28
We have no control over which takes the Director decides to use, and mistakes can slip through the net, but we do our best to make sure that we get everything set up to give the Costume Department the best possible chance of success on shoot days.
🙂👍🏻
#AWomanOfSubstance
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Lyndsay retweeted
Mar 28
We provided a number of ‘Hospital Blue’ uniforms for convalescent soldiers, including a number of amputees.
The distinctive blue uniforms are quite a contrast to the drab khaki…
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Lyndsay retweeted
Mar 28
As you might imagine, a great deal of work goes into preparing the uniforms before they are sent to the studio for the fittings.
@HorrorBiscuits and @Taff_Gillingham made sure that everything was adjusted for the best possible fit…
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Mar 28
We were very pleased to be asked to provide the First World War uniforms for the new @Channel4 adaptation of Barbara Taylor Bradford’s #AWomanOFSubstance
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Lyndsay retweeted
Having a quiet drink in The Coach & Horses, Soho, with @HorrorBiscuits waiting for @RobertBathurst to appear in ‘Jeffrey Bernard is Unwell’, which is set in the pub we are sitting in.
#JeffreyPlay
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Jan 17
Very excited to be at @Sadlers_Wells for the first time to see Matthew Bourne’s The Red Shoes. Thank you so much @Taff_Gillingham ❤️
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30 Dec 2025
My festive Wicker Man has taken pride of place on the mantelpiece! Thank you @Taff_Gillingham
🎵 Chestnuts roasting on an open pyre… Sergeant Howie screaming noooo… 🎵
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27 Dec 2025
Having @Taff_Gillingham stuck in a toilet on Boxing Day then having to be rescued by my brother wasn’t on my Christmas bingo card this year…
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Lyndsay retweeted
24 Dec 2025
Charlie, the most intelligent of us, is winning.
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24 Dec 2025
Another excellent Hutvent Calendar this year. Some excellent stuff. Thanks to all the team: Lyndsay @HorrorBiscuits, @Taff_Gillingham, @jojohook2003 and all the other folks. Looking forward to 2026!
24 Dec 2025
It is Christmas Eve, and we are nearly at the end of #HutVent2025, but today Lyndsay has some tiny uniforms for you...
youtu.be/mdhKNlZ7TUI
#HutVent
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