Family man, Todo Para La Familia. Marine Veteran, Throw away the stone.
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Call Sign Kilo retweeted
Jun 3
Me hearing that a football player at my age is “past his prime” while i still don't know what to do when i grow up
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May 24
You better be prepared to answer the hard questions
May 24
BREAKING: 🇨🇳 CHINESE AI STARTUP JUST BUILT AN AI COLLAR THAT TRANSLATES DOG BARKS AND CAT MEOWS INTO FULL SENTENCES.
WITH 95% ACCURACY 🤯
THIS IS WILD
Community note
The startup's claim of 95% accuracy in translating dog barks and cat meows into full sentences lacks published data, studies, or independent verification. odditycentral.com/animals/contro… hothardware.com/news/ai-pettic…
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May 22
They say Heath Ledger, while preparing to play the Joker studied Steve-O for his interrogation scene with Batman in the Dark Knight 😭🤣
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May 20
Zoomer wasn’t around during the golden age of YT or Vine? He thinks Vlog is a Russian bot term 🤦🏻♂️ Does this mean I’m old and out of touch? 😅
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May 17
Is Perry purposely holding back? He doesn’t have the heart to take out Diaz and wants to drag it out it seems. Am I the only way feeling that?
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May 12
Apparently I have dementia every night from 10pm to 6am
May 12
this mfer is absolutely suffering from dementia
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May 12
Don’t ask, don’t tell, but for politics. Who you vote for is your business.
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SHOCKED THE WORLD 🤯
@SStricklandMMA defeats Khamzat Chimaev by Split-Decision to become the NEW middleweight champion of the world!
[ B2YB @HSpecialSurgery ]
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May 9
They haven’t been called Marines since Vietnam. Everyone knows them as knuckle dragging, crayon eating, booty calls. Gtfoh with that shiii
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May 9
Autism awareness in the UFC is commendable. I hope the fight is entertaining and not just two fat guys getting winded.
May 8
JOSH HOKIT GOES OFF ON DERRICK LEWIS 😭
🗣️ Hokit: "Derrick Lewis ain't tight, that's why he p*ssied out and took a dive in his last fight... his knees look like a broke toy, and on June 14 I'm gonna beat the sh*t out of the black Pillsbury Doughboy."
🗣️ Lewis: "Take that mic away from his mouth. It's black a big, gotta pull it away from his mouth."
🗣️ Hokit: "Derrick is dyslexic, so math should suck. And when I cut him open, all you will see is backwood guts."
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Apr 30
Imagine if I went around saying: I’m a commissioned officer, I’m one of the most powerful people in this unit. You think we’re on the same level?
What an absolutely terrible and bitter thing to say
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Apr 30
So Primus was on to something
youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg?si=KAFY…
Сегодня я узнал, что…
Солист группы Jamiroquai Джей Кей в своё время расстался с Вайноной Райдер, потому что у актрисы была слишком большая грудь и она очень часто хотела заниматься сексом.
Вот цитата из интервью 20-летней давности:
«У неё просто огромная грудь — больше, чем кажется на экране. У неё была привычка вечно затаскивать меня в постель. Это выматывало».
В комментариях под постом, откуда я взял фотки, шутят, что это буквально похоже на подобную фразу:
«Официант, мой стейк слишком сочный и вкусный, сделайте с этим что-нибудь!»
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Call Sign Kilo retweeted
Don't mistake those BBL roasts for a thick, juicy ribeye ready for a screaming hot sear. Nah, they're anything butt. These enhanced assets have been pumped, sculpted, and cinched—more like a tough, collagen-rich cut that rewards patience, not aggression.
Treat 'em right: gentle braise, slow and low. Nestle that booty in a Dutch oven with rich beef stock, a bold splash of Cabernet, aromatic bay leaves, garlic cloves, thyme, and a whisper of smoked paprika. Lid on, oven at 275°F for hours. Let the connective tissues melt into silky, fall-apart tenderness. The fat renders luxurious, the spices bloom, and what emerges is pure, unctuous deliciousness—succulent, flavorful, worth the wait.
Rush it like a cheap steak? Sizzle it hard on high heat? You'll end up with one rubbery, chewable challenge on the night. Jaw workout instead of satisfaction. BBLs demand respect, low heat, and time. Savor every tender bite. Life's too short for overcooked cake.
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Call Sign Kilo retweeted
Apr 25
Release your lower back in seconds
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Apr 24
Fantastic news
Apr 24
Desire to move to US drops to an all time low, per the Hill
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Apr 17
I hope more companies do this, and NOW not a year from now. In Europe I didn’t have any issues with my food or drinks, back in the states. My stomach hurts just looking at stuff 😅
Apr 17
Thank you, @Gatorade, for removing artificial FD&C colors and switching to newly @US_FDA–approved plant-based dyes from fruits and vegetables. I urge every food company to follow your lead and join us to Make America Healthy Again.
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