One half of The Mixed Tag Podcast | Awkward AF | SKOL π
Joined May 2013
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23 May 2025
If any of my mutuals are still here and I havenβt found you on other platforms, please find me there. My feeds are sooo dull without you! π§΅π¦
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I had to write a check today. And like that wasnβt bad enough, I tried to date it 2012.
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I donβt smoke weed I just get in the elevator at work
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Ugh I really wish someone would ask me to accept actual cookies.
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Good morning to everyone except the people with eyelashes on their headlights.
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I am starting to resent my hair for the good days because now itβs shown me what itβs capable of but will rarely do for me.
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My daughter in law just sent me a video of me dancing on a table asking if we could recreate it and who am I to deny the people what they want.
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Our fitness center at work is nice because itβs a place for me to work out for free and also a good place for the building security guys to poop while theyβre here I guess.
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I accidentally pushed the door close button on the elevator on someone riding a mobility scooter so I guess Iβm going to hell for sure now.
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Spotify DJ: I know you probably donβt love Valentineβs Day but hereβs a great Valentineβs Day song for you.
Wtf Xavier?! And yes, he actually said that.
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Someone I know got engaged and Iβm dying to tell someone but itβs not my news to share but you guys donβt know him so Iβm telling you all now sos I donβt explode trying to keep this secret.οΏΌ
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OMG BLANK AND BLANK GOT ENGAGED ON THEIR TRIP TO BLANK!οΏΌ
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I walked by someone in the store who smelled like salami. Now, I love salami but I do not think a person should smell that way.
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Pardon me if I linger too long in a hug. Itβs just because you smell nice.
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Hit every light green on my way to work so the bottom ought to be falling out of this day any minute now.
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I really love my cat but he insists on making sure his cold nose is touching me at all times and I just donβt understand why heβs so weird.
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I have Siri set to American Voice 3 and ngl I kinda wish he was my boyfriend.
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I thought the butcher was flirting with me but turns out he was offering everyone a sample of his meat.
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Whichever way the nurse tells me to put on the gown, thereβs a 99.9% chance Iβll put it on the opposite way.
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I was feeling kind of down on myself, so I decided to list things that make me special and lovable as a 46-year-old single woman. Then I remembered Iβm 53. π€¦ββοΈ
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Iβm in a bubble bath. I have water, tea, a book, music, but am in need of chapstick. Times like these I could really use a servant or an assistant or something idk
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