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Fuck the boomers Fuck the housing market It’s every man for himself Peace ✌️ Sponsored by the new and improved @pumpdotfun creator fees (shoutout @a1lon9 )
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JUST IN: US home prices have surpassed the peak of the 2006 housing bubble
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Me after looking at house prices, mortgage rates, and my savings account
U.S. Housing Market has reached its most unaffordable level in history 🚨🚨
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"Higher prices for construction materials are worsening housing-affordability problems for more Americans," per WSJ
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Fuck a 50 year mortgage
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Me looking up $6 million houses on Zillow knowing rent is due next week
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When you’re facing $800k starter homes, $2500 rent, 50 year mortgages and a boomer tells you about their 12% rate in 1987:
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When I get my real estate license, I’ll be rich & successful
The slowest housing market in decades is stretching into its fourth year, and even real-estate agents who made it this far are reaching a breaking point. on.wsj.com/4o7Tabu
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When you tell her you can’t buy the $7M house she found on Zillow
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Buyer: There’s no way your house is worth $1 million! Would you take $900k? Boomer who paid $15 for it in 1980 and made no updates:
BREAKING 🚨: U.S. Housing Market Home Sellers now outnumber Buyers by 630,000, the largest gap ever recorded 🤯👀
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“Why can’t I afford a house”
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Boomers when they try to sell their house for $1.6M and someone offers $1.58M (they bought it for $10k in ’86)
🚨 BREAKING US HOUSING POSTS 19 STRAIGHT DAYS OF LOSSES HOME PRICES ARE SHARPLY DECLINING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE "HOTTEST" MONTHS FOR THE HOUSING MARKET
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Housing market to zero with haste
New Home Sales 622K, Exp. 660K, Last 682K
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When you realise it’s harder to sell a home today than during the 2008 housing crisis
US home sellers slash asking prices as housing market weakness deepens, per Redfin
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How the loan officer be acting as you sign your 50 year mortgage
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Me: Boomers broke the housing market, wrecked the planet and created massive wealth disparity. Surely they learned their lesson Boomers:
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Me at 2am looking at multi million dollar houses on Zillow
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Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps
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BREAKING 🚨: Home Buyers 30-Year Mortgage Rate soars to highest level in 9 months 📈🏡🤯
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The 29% who bought their house for a bag of jelly beans and a can of Diet Coke:
29% of Americans say now is a good time to buy a house, while 67% say it is a bad time, per Gallup.
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Started looking at houses for rent and it is cheaper to get along with my family
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