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Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

Kommentar: Brady und Co. haben nichts bei Olympia verloren ran.joyn.de/sports/american-…

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Ahahaahahaaa! Sehr gut. De Heidbäcker 👍🤝😎

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

Das Pizza-Desaster. Also beinahe zumindest… 🍕

sorry, ich hör gleich auf 🤣🙈

The German company that built the forklift used in the Louvre robbery uses a photo of the heist to advertise itself: “When things need to be done quickly.” 😂😂😂

The (UK) Telegraph on Trump's visit: "There were the marching bands with their flawless precision and the procession of ceremonial carriages whose windows are designed to allow a view of their esteemed occupants waving to jubilant crowds. But there was no waving because there were no crowds. Downing Street seems to have pulled off a remarkable operation in persuading Trump that having his second 'state visit' held at Windsor Castle behind virtual locked doors rather than the traditional triumphal procession down the Mall to Buckingham Palace was a great compliment. Windsor was, Trump told the media repeatedly, by far the superior venue and he alone in history had been so favoured. No one in his entourage, apparently, thought it odd that the legendary carriages which transported him in circles around the castle grounds were going from nowhere to nowhere. But whoever in Westminster conceived and orchestrated this extraordinary grovel knew exactly what they were doing. The most powerful man in the world was given not just the greatest day out ever, but the personal affection and approval which he requires in apparently limitless amounts."

🏆 WATCH: THE NEW DISNEY Give Dutch host @arjenlubach all the awards for this one. (“We don’t talk about Jeffrey” and the Little Mermaid one sent us 🧜🏾‍♀️ 😆)

RETWEET if you stand with Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel!

I’d like to announce I’m back on this app but since I don’t pay for premium, it will be seen by 4 people. Anyway to those 4 people, I captured something amazing this month 🐻

Abgesehen von der wirklich miesen Kameraführung (wobei ich nicht weiß, woher ihr die Bilder habt), wer kommt darauf, die Übertragung für ne Nachrichtensendung und Werbung zu unterbrechen?? #TroopingtheColour #ZDF

Solltet ihr jemals wieder diese schöne Parade übertragen, wechselt BITTE diese unsäglichen Moderatorinnen aus. Das ist ja nicht zum aushalten, die können nie die Klappe halten, verbreiten falsche Aussagen etc. #TroopingtheColour #ZDF

Here is an idea...

Könnt ihr nicht auf das spannendere Parallelspiel umschalten? #rtlnfl

Nächste Touchdown, 34 Punkte....das wars endgültig für die Chiefs. #rtlnfl