Writer of fantasy-y things. Reader of all the things - or anything that will sit still long enough. Watcher of bad tv.

Joined November 2012
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11 Mar 2023
I gave my players a tavern and told them they can upgrade it... It's going exactly as you might expect #DnD #dmproblems
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11 Mar 2023
They removed all ambiguity, and now it's titled plush velour ball massaging couch
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11 Mar 2023
There's also a "lady chair"
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14 Jan 2023
My players are working their way through a dungeon, getting pretty beat up on their way to fight the big bad. Left them some NPC helpers for extra firepower....they tossed a shrapnel grenade into the prison cell holding them. 🤦‍♀️ #DMdiaries #OpenRPG
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14 Jan 2023
...and then they ran away.
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The madness continues...I've now got a spreadsheet with stats, initiative, etc for 16 individual encounters, which will take place over 7 irl locations, featuring I'm not sure how many monsters. Someone stop me... I blame @CriticalRole #dnd5e #firsttimeDM #Critters
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21 Nov 2022
I guess you could say things have...escalated in the last 4 years #DnD #CriticalRole @DungeonAlchemi1
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29 Oct 2022
It's becoming clear that there's not much writing happening here... Maybe I'll just start drunk live tweeting my #DnD games
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I… Damn.
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POP POP 👊 Beauregard Fluffernutting Lionett!! I don't even have the words to express how much I love Beau and her development as a character throughout the campaign. Thank you, @Marisha_Ray Beau's Marisha's PC for @CriticalRole #mightynein #criticalrolecosplay #criticalrole
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27 Mar 2021
Just your daily reminder of what a beautiful human @matthewmercer is...C2E82, Matt is gleefully terrifying the crew, and the moment @LauraBaileyVO says it is making her uncomfortable, he offers to stop the soundtrack. Didn't matter that she was probably joking ♥️ @CriticalRole
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27 Mar 2021
I mean, the fact that Laura said it made her feel like she had to poop was just a bonus 😂
11 Feb 2021
Best and worst part of being a grown adult: there is literally no one to stop me from putting my curry leftovers on to of my mashed potato leftovers
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Replying to @lallimusic
@lallimusic love the Back-to-back Chef! Let's get @Nick_Offerman on there to see how his woodworking skills translate to the kitchen!
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20 Aug 2018
So happy about @nkjemisin's 3rd well-deserved Hugo. I wept at the end of this series. It's everything I want fantasy to be. Bravo.
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We’ve been asked why we focus on art more than fiction revolving around #CriticalRole, and it’s come up again, so I took a few moments to answer…
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HE DID WHAT?!?!! WHY ISN'T ANYBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?! x.com/librarycongress/status…

Today in History: Aaron Burr shoots Alexander Hamilton in a duel in Weehawken, N.J., 1804 #otd #tih loc.gov/item/today-in-histor…
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If a kingdom in D&D was forcibly separating children from their parents and putting the kids in detention centers, the heroes would do everything in their power to reunite those families. Let's be at least as good as the heroes in D&D. #DnD #Compassion
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12 Jun 2018
Just discovered @callum_ogden and his amazing maps....callumogden.co.uk/search/map seriously...in love

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