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Five shows to get to know me. Firefly Cowboy Bebop Sports Night That 70's Show Expedition Unknown
Five shows to get to know me - Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Daredevil - The Wire - Batman the Animated Series - South Park
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I've been divorced since Oct 2025 and not once have I tried to use being a single dad as a ploy to get sympathy. I really gotta step up my game. 😂
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The Ronda Rousey fight was staged, Aaron Rodgers won't make it another complete season, and Jelly Roll is NOT a WWE wrestler. The 'entertainment' we are fed is at an all-time low. 😂
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I really just clown around at work... It was 50 degrees with 20mph winds coming off the ocean.
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A man in India says he made thousands of dollars scamming 'super dumb' MAGA fans with a fake AI influencer named 'Emily Hart' • Helped pay for his medical school • Instagram's algorithm would blow up his fake content daily • Tried a liberal version but it didn't work “Democrats know that it’s AI slop ... The MAGA crowd is made up of dumb people ... super dumb people. And they fall for it" (via @WIRED)
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I couldn't figure out why Friday the 13th was trending on Monday the 13th, then it bludgeoned me to death.

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Work is rained out today but hopefully the rain stops before disc golf tonight in Augusta. It's a good Monday to hang out with smiling friends so I don't want to miss out.

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Sometimes justice comes in the strangest of ways.
This is hilarious 😂
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Now that J.J. McCarthy has been traded, the Pittsburg Steelers should send Aaron Rodgers to the Minnesota Vikings, just to embarrass him one last time. Then maybe he will realize that no one really wants him round anymore.

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Jackson Howl retweeted
Funny how that works.
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It's a long post but it's accurate. I suggest giving it a read.
Mark Zuckerberg just described the death of human connection on the internet and no one flinched. One sentence. Fifteen years of erosion in twelve words. Mark Zuckerberg: “Social media started out as people primarily interacting with their friends. And now… at least half of the content is basically people interacting with creators.” You used to open your phone to see what your friends were doing. Now you open it to watch strangers. You did not choose this. The algorithm chose it for you. It tested your friends against optimized strangers. Your friends lost. Every time. A stranger with better lighting, better timing, and a better hook held your attention three seconds longer than someone who loves you. So the algorithm buried your best friend’s wedding photos under a cooking video from someone in Dubai you have never met. And you watched the cooking video. That was the first replacement. Friends for strangers. You barely noticed. The second one is already underway. If the algorithm already proved strangers outperform your real relationships, and AI can now build a stranger more engaging than any human alive, the math finishes itself. The AI does not have a bad week. It does not post something careless and lose the algorithm’s favor. It does not burn out. Every word calibrated. Every frame tuned. Every pause placed at the exact interval that keeps your thumb from moving. A human creator competing against that is carving stone tablets in a world that just built the printing press. The economics are not even close. A person needs rent, sleep, and motivation. The machine needs electricity. When the cost of generating perfect content hits zero, the feed fills with faces that do not exist. Voices that feel familiar. Opinions that mirror yours just enough to feel like trust. Personalities built from scratch to feel like someone you have known for years. You will not know when the switch happens. That is the point. The feed does not care whether the thing holding your attention has a pulse. It cares whether you stay. And a machine that knows your patterns better than you know yourself will always keep you longer than a person ever could. This is not a warning. Half of it already happened. You lost your friends to strangers and did not notice. You will lose the strangers to machines and call them friends. Somewhere in a different app, in a different tab, in a room you are sitting in right now, someone who actually knows you is living a moment you will never see. Not because they stopped sharing it. Because you stopped being where it was.
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One pretends to care about us, the other pretends to care about Jesus. They're both lying.
What party (if any) do you identify with?
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Jackson Howl retweeted
What a good Saturday to be alive. 🌞 This is a reminder that real friends don't just suddenly stop talking to you. You were never really friends. They just don't have anything else to sell you right now. #SaturdayVibes #WritingCommunity 💚💚💚
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Good Morning!! 3 days... 3 damn days, that's all I need the weather to hold out so we can get back on the jobsite.
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30 Days of Night is one of those movies I can put on when there is nothing else on and just let play. I've watched it so many times now I don't have to actually watch it anymore to watch it. 😂🤣😂

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I responded and @RDPaolinelli blocked me, so I guess the fleeing in terror doesn't fall far from the tree.
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When the people who lack critical thinking finally get taught how something works...
Trump supporter finds out tariffs were never paid by China. We paid. #TrumpsTariffsCostUS
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They are really out here blaming the internet for their shitty ass parents' lack of accountability.
stop acting dense lmfao i’m an older gen z who grew up on millennial spaces, i was 12 on tumblr and twitter being incentivized by older people into reading Lolita and making the rice purity/BDSM tests. i developed a daddy kink at 14. you’re purposely being obtuse

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If these 2 numbskulls can understand it anyone should be able to, but then again, not everyone can be as f*****g stupid as @RobSchneider
Theo Von: I'm sick of rich people not putting their fucking kids over in these wars Joe Rogan: Especially if you're out there asking for it
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Erika Kirk is taking this Druski situation harder than she took Charlie's death, AND HE NEVER EVEN SAID HER NAME... That's extremely f****d up to me. Have a good Thursday everyone and Happy Easter to those who celebrate it. #ThursdayThoughts
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