Pokemon/Freak
Joined January 2018
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27 Feb 2025
My friend had his testicle removed and sent me a picture of it in a jar. I saw it so now you have to.
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Jun 14
DAMN I always loved blasting Oliver Tree. Now he fuckin Kobe'd on us.
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Jun 14
It's pretty obvious what needs to be done. It won't happen... but it's obvious it SHOULD.
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Jun 12
Yardsales got rained out today for the most part, BUT, I did manage to snag an old "made in india" garbage sword for $2.
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Jun 11
You would have had a happier life if your mother had never handed you a tablet.
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Jun 11
Been cutting into the first ripe peach of the year from my lil mini orchard. Fuckin delicious.
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This is insane. Yes it's a massive number, but it's not nearly as massive as I expected. They could print twice as much product and it'd still sell out.
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One of the best parts of any mans day is when the person that used the toilet before them leaves a wad of paper in it that we can attempt to cut in half with our stream of piss.
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I dont trust PSA. It's only a matter of time until there's a "fire" at one of their facilities and millions of dollars worth of slabs "disappear"
Jun 7
Has anybody used PSA to vault their cards before? I’m very curious about vaulting some of my higher end slabs. Not comfortable keeping what I have in my house when I have multiple roommates. Any feedback is appreciated. Good bad whatever.
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I love you women so fuckin much, but your fake nails look stupid as fuck. No matter how much you paid, no matter whether you made them yourself, I dont care that they perfectly match your outfit. They look fuckin stupid.
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Woman at yardsale starts telling me about how it's to fund a mission trip to Costa Rica. They're gonna "help the kids". I said "Kids here still need help, admit this trip is a vacation." XD She was not having my shit.
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Located not just one but TWO Wartortle evolution box error pokemon cards in a ziploc bag of bulk today. Paid $10 for all the cards.
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In case anyone wants to know what's different about it from the regular card.
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Rule 34 MFs gonna love the concept of Pikachu with his head stuck in the stairs...
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