MSU Intramural Sports Legend | Wintergreen Zyn Enthusiast | Ball Knower | 3rd Grade Spelling Bee Champ | Miller Lite Enjoyer | Desperate Need of Dome | BDKO

Joined January 2025
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27 Nov 2025
My aunt just told me I should slow down on the drinking, didn’t like that comment #tempooffense
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Hubert retweeted
If I come into your gas station and ask for something you sell behind the counter. I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO DIRECT YOU TO WHERE THE ZYNS ARE.
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Tarps off tonight fellas
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Buddies little brother going to a party tonight (high school) and he is not happy with my buddy getting him beer #growupsquirt #beerisbeer
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Wish I could say the same #boxtoucher
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Ran out of balls on the third hole so I just left #fuck
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Thot daughter takes game 1 at the buzzer!! #DoubleBang
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Let them all get hammered one night and see what happens #LoveIslandUSA
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Gonna black out in the front yard while doing yard work if anybody minds
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Some women are just straight up morons when driving
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TJMaxx stock is skyrocketing the last 48 hours thanks to the beev #larpmaxxing
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Make it happen @DetroitRedWings
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#shrink my boy
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Post yard work beer might be top 3
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Made the putt ❌ Jumped in the pond ✅ Fuck you guys ✅ #vanishofftheplanet
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Server at the bar told me and my boy to stop buying scratch offs at the machine. She obviously doesn’t know that we are due. #shrink
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On the treadmill behind a girl at the gym getting my reps of chasing women home after a night out #trackstar
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Can we start a Beev Quiplash game?
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They should allow you to have at least ONE beer during work. Thoughts?
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Good thing about being home for the summer is not having to play trash and dish Jenga with my roommate every week #godbless
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Great day to pry open the Callaway USA rocks. Have a day ladies and gentlemen #MDW
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