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Jun 5
Is it getting weirder or have we all just built up a new tolerance...no, I still think its weird.
Trump continues his hard work today to bring down rising prices and solve the affordability crisis.
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May 31
This man is too dum(b) to work to be running a driving range let alone a country.
Fun fact: If you lived to be 80 years old before you finally realized there’s a “b” at the end of the word “dumb…”
You’re fucking dumb.
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May 31
Hey Maga shitheads,,these guys look familiar?
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May 31
Literally the stupidest to ever hope the office.
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May 30
Metaphor indeed.
May 29
This is what Trump's done to the people's house:
A third of it is rubble.
Another third is a cage match.
What a metaphor.
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May 22
This seems normal if it was said by a 5 year old.
Trump: Dumocrat. You take the E out and you don't use the B. A lot of people don't know dumb has a B in it actually. You don't need it.
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May 18
This.
May 17
Hi.
Guys at golf tournaments.
If, umm.
If you could simply shut up.
No, no. No rebuttal.
Just shut up.
You’re not funny.
You’re not cute.
You’re not witty.
You’re an idiot.
We all think so.
We all hate you.
Your wife and kids are embarrassed by you.
So.
Shut up.
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May 17
Dear American golf fans still yelling Baba Booey and Mashed Potatoes...you're embarrassing and everyone thinks you're a dick. Thank you for your attention blah blah blah.
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May 8
Now do the Epstein files pedo.
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May 3
Some golf smarts right here.@Swing_Thoughts2
May 2
The Tour average for scoring range is 10-15 shots for a player over the course of a year.
A low of 62 and a high score of 75 is normal.
Knowing this should shift your perspective on your own scoring range and what "consistency" actually means.
This is where the Handicap can cloud reality in my opinion.
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May 1
What in the actual fuck??
Trump: 18 trillion now pouring into our country. Less than 1 trillion in 4 years. That's 18 times more, but think of it, it's really almost 100 times more if you really multiply it out properly
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Apr 30
Humble and Fred Shoemaker! and @timoconnorcoach
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Apr 28
Maga? Anybody?
Apr 27
MAGA built a gallows, beat police officers, and threatened to hang the vice president because they lost an election — but somehow it’s Democrats who need to “tone it down.” The audacity is unreal.
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Apr 28
Yup yup.
Apr 28
The White House doesn’t need a ballroom; it needs a new president who isn’t a racist pedophile.
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Apr 27
Fucking yeah
Apr 27
TRUMP WANTED TO PUT LIZ CHENEY IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD 🤷
THEY MADE FUN OF PAUL PELOSI BEING ATTACKED BY A GUY WITH A HAMMER🤷
THEY MOCKED THAT ROB REINER WAS MURDERED BY HIS SON🤷
TRUMP CELEBRATED WHEN ROBERT MUELLER DIED 🤷
BUT THEY CALL US HATEFULL 🙄
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Apr 26
Like fuck he said this.
Apr 26
"In light of this evening's events, I ask that all Americans recommit with their hearts in resolving our differences peacefully." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
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Apr 26
👍👍👍👍
Well anyways, Donald Trump is a pedophile.
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Apr 26
Here's an idea: behave in a way that when someone tries to kill you and they don't, the whole world's not disappointed.
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Apr 26
Yuperoo
Apr 26
The worst part about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump is the fact that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.
Never forget.
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