(956) Baseborn // L@s Skageleros (RIP) // Little Wins // Twin Eater // RF // WARD
Joined July 2009
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The first thing I’d show my ancestors if we were to link up would be my penjamin
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Jun 13
I’ve never met, nor seen an actual Aquarius irl in my entire life. I’ve only read about them in horoscopes and such
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Jun 13
100000% would’ve
Jun 11
scorpio, years from now you’ll still wonder whether pisces would’ve stayed if you would have made them feel safe.
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Jun 13
I still can’t revisit this album because it reminds me of the 2nd most worst time of my life. But you know what?? I’m going to jam it right now to see what happens 🤔
Take Off Your Pants And Jacket (25 Year Anniversary Edition) is out now everywhere.
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Jun 13
Instead of splurging on online shopping like the deviant that I am, I only allow myself to buy one thing per day. It’s usually something chill tho like socks or nail clippers
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Ruben Farias retweeted
Jun 11
who am i without my sensitive heart?
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Jun 11
Just found out I missed jury duty. I check my actual mail either once every 90 days, or whenever I need coupons. I’m seriously not built for prison
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Jun 8
I have the next two days off, in which I will do as much nothingness as humanly possible.
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Jun 4
Nothing in this world is more extra than AirPods upon being dropped to the ground
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May 31
I think me and the IRS finally squashed our beef because I finally got my first tax return in 12 years. Furthermore, beers on me
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May 28
Wow this is the first time in my entire life where I have no idea where my drivers license is
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May 19
Being massively under appreciated feels so good for some reason—That reason being that I’m a masochist somewhat
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May 19
I’ve worked so much OT this month that it almost feels wrong to not be at work today and tomorrow but yolo
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May 17
I feel like in a real world scenario, every baseball game should end in a fight to the death
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