Scientist. Likes smoking, bathrooms and Laura is my soon-to-be lady, #Humans3 🙋‍♂️🍑🥂

Joined August 2018
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13 Nov 2018
Rehearsing the line "How are you foxy?". Not for anyone really... *repeats it and repeats it* 😅
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14 Nov 2018
Oh, I die. No-one cares more than her. *tears fall down my face*
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14 Nov 2018
Laura, come back. I'm here, waiting. #Humans
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13 Nov 2018
Rehearsing the line "How are you foxy?". Not for anyone really... *repeats it and repeats it* 😅
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13 Nov 2018
Too soon @LauraHumans? Oh dear.
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13 Nov 2018
Hello. Sweet humans, fear the orange eyes. I don't trust them - sorry. #Humans
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12 Nov 2018
I may not be Batman, but I'll use my fists to support my lovely ally @LauraHumans - to the very end. #Humans @AnitaSynth
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12 Nov 2018
I mean it. You're looking for a hero, I could be-- Mia believes in me, not ungrateful. @AnitaSynth @LauraHumans
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12 Nov 2018
Great - I feel bad now too. #Humans #helpLaura
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12 Nov 2018
Go on and cry baby. Cry baby. Oh oh oh... *hums to myself* @LauraHumans
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12 Nov 2018
Um, I-- nice of you to say so, Mia.
12 Nov 2018
It's okay, you and Laura are unstoppable. That I know.
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12 Nov 2018
One more gentle reminder, we ALL have goodness in us. I wasn't born a prince or hero. Maybe I'm-- changing? Not much but-- #Humans @AnitaSynth 😏😕
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12 Nov 2018
Oh... no. Sorry @LauraHumans. #Humans
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12 Nov 2018
Day 46: my head is all over... We haven't been allowed a trial. I miss drinking wine in the nighttime #Humans
8 Oct 2018
Oh, sweet lady... don't be sad. I'm here. What would you like to talk about to take your mind off it all? @LauraHumans #Humans
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7 Oct 2018
Where is the nearest exit? #Humans #NeilSommer
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6 Oct 2018
Dinner with you was unforgettable. #Humans 😏
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Babe. I will cry even though I need to be strong. *tears roll down my face* #hum4ns :(
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6 Oct 2018
What time is it? *goes to the cell door* They can't have started breakfast without waking a poor chap. I'll f---ing die soon! *frowns*
6 Oct 2018
*peers through the gap, no sign of @LauraHumans in her cell*
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6 Oct 2018
Laura? *hears nothing, not even her breathing* Laura?! *bounces off the bed and goes over to the gap in the wall* You there? #Humans
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