ALT Medication commercial: side effects include nausea, new or worsening depression, rectal bleeding, death.
People in commercial: [happy joyous pokemon scene of playing in a creek]
ALT You're Damn Right I Have!!!!
A pop up error message called things (on right side it says 'show more') an hour glass icon and it says 'You've Reached Your Limit On Things'
ALT Waiting for the doctor to show up and gaslight me already
[Mr bean waiting in a field, and then looking at his watch, and then sitting down keeping watch, and then giving up and laying down in the field]
ALT When Blood Tests Finally Come Back With Some Results
[cartoon clipboard that says: Taint's inflamed, anus sprained, every vein clogged with plaque, spine's a wreck, throat infected down to crack, poop fill with lupis, shit is outta whack, diseases and full of bees, breeze could end life]
ALT Have I accomplished my goals for this year? No. But did I stay away from gluten and sugar? Not in the least. But did I try yoga, green tea, or meditation? Absolutely not. But at least my health improved anyways. Um. No.
ALT I was born in the wrong time period. I wasn't meant to go to work every day. I was meant to get eaten by a predator
reply - I wish I would get eaten by a predator
ALT 6 panel comic
1st panel - doctor checking patient's chest with stethoscope while holding a towel up to his bleeding neck
2nd panel - the patient releases towel from bleeding neck to check empty pockets and blood sprays everywhere.
3rd panel - doctor looks in coat pocket
4th panel - close up of doctor's smiling face
5th panel - and pulls out a middle finger from his coat.
6th panel - patient continues to bleed
ALT why aren't there ever any good medication side effects, such as more energy, cognitive incline, happiness, pain reduction, six-pack abs, softer skin, higher libido, or confidence?
ALT If anyone asks what having autoimmune disease feels like, tell them it's like hiking uphill with 2 backpacks full of bricks, but you don't look sick.
[a pic of a guy climbing a mountain]
ALT Source: lightsoffwhentheyshouldbeup on Tumblr
Doctor: *doesn’t believe me*
Me: I can’t anymore with all this medical gaslighting
Doctor: *belives me*
Me: Well shit I guess I tricked you into believing me haha
ALT Fake wikihow page
personal development >> health issues
How to Accept Your Chronic Illness
1 Remember one day the sun will explode. and then you won't have a chronic illness anymore.