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Every time I'm in India, I notice my eyes water more, I blow my nose more and people in general cough more.
My parents always said these were "allergies" but whenever they come to visit me in the US, they miraculously disappear.
We live in denial of a massive health crisis.
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Iron Mann retweeted
13 Nov 2024
I think a genuine peak Bengaluru moment would be you guys shutting up
12 Nov 2024
Had another @peakbengaluru moment today; I was eating a Samosa at a bakery, and the paper plate was made from some AWS instructional material
ALT A paper plate that has AWS training material on it with specific steps like "launch instance" and screenshots of the AWS UI
ALT A paper plate that has AWS training material on it with specific steps like "launch instance" and screenshots of the AWS UI
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Iron Mann retweeted
4 Nov 2024
The desire to live outside of your means. Some of yall are meant to be regular ass people with regular ass lives, regular ass partners, and regular ass houses/vehicles. The sooner you accept that the lives these celebs and influencers live isn’t for you the happier you’ll be.
2 Nov 2024
But honestly why is our generation so unhappy?????
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1 Nov 2024
yeah breakups hurt, but have you ever been a super talkative, enthusiastic person but slowly over the years and after trauma you watch yourself become more quieter and quieter to the point where that enthusiastic bubbly person just isn't who you are anymore?
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30 Oct 2024
take sex away and you’ll come to realize that not many individuals have much to offer emotionally, mentally, spiritually or soulfully. our society, this generation is so pressed for physicality that y’all forget mentality and personality creates the bond and form longevity.
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31 Oct 2024
no babe it's not really Diwali depression you're just depressed throughout the year but the feeling is much more acute during a festive season where everyone around you seems to be enjoying their life and the general expectation is to be happy while you're internally crumbling
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Iron Mann retweeted
30 Oct 2024
Indian Americans:
“I’m bullish on India as long as I have a US citizenship.”
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If she don’t make the first move ain’t shit happening
30 Oct 2024
so do men really like it when women are bold enough to make the first move?
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30 Oct 2024
These are the bits of trash that are slowly but systematically destroying our country’s harmony
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Celebrity worship
23 Oct 2024
What’s a sign of very low intelligence?
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12 Oct 2024
A lot of problems come from not putting people in their place the first time they try you.
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25 Sep 2024
Always stick to what makes you weird, odd, strange, different. That’s your source of power.
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25 Sep 2024
Microsoft Excel is not taught enough in school. it’s literally your life in corporate
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Iron Mann retweeted
27 Aug 2024
overly religious
27 Aug 2024
What is a subtle sign someone isn't a good person?
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Iron Mann retweeted
18 Aug 2024
people in India aren’t moving abroad solely to earn; they’re seeking a better quality of life. This includes the freedom to dress and eat as they want, safety, and the independence to live without the constant need to justify their choices to parents, relatives, and neighbors
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13 Aug 2024
Let us for once consider that the men responsible for the rape and murder of the RG Kar doctor are interns. Doctors. They will work in hospitals. In ICUs, in OTs. With unconscious patients. Unconscious female patients. Rapists as your doctors. Speak now or suffer in silence.
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Iron Mann retweeted
10 Aug 2024
A lot of women are in the wrong homes because of money. A lot of men are in the wrong marriages because of beauty.
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