Best. Video. Ever.

🚨 SHAMEFUL ERASURE! This corrupt Trump administration ordered the Air Force to scrub the historic achievements of Retired Col. Nicole Malachowski — the FIRST female Thunderbird pilot in 2006! 🔥😡 Pete Hegseth's DEI purge is wiping out documented military history to feed fragile egos. Her legacy is NOT a political slogan — it's FACT! Stop the cover-up!

#AddBananaToAnything Where’s the banana?

The interesting thing about having a mentally ill narcissist as president is that the Epstein files haven’t been released.

No the photos from my laptop are of consensual sex between me and adult women. Every investigative body in the country has pored through them and you can find them online right now. I’m sure you’ve spent time getting your rocks off yourself. So go fuck yourself and your lies. Trump was Jeffery Epstein’s best friend. He released Maxwell to a minimum security prison. He’s hiding the remaining files. Those are facts.

#AddBananaToAnything GUESS WHAT BANANA IT IS!!! Banana Day! Woohoo! Hey, there’s no requirement that my post be any good. I just have to add a banana to something.

I want to give you guys some facts about General Chappie James. He wasn’t a “DEI” hire—he was a complete badass that had to overcome MORE than any white pilot. Did 178 combat missions—that’s like 7 bomber tours on a B-17 in WWII. His medal count? Impeccable. 3 Distinguished Flying Crosses, 14 Air Medals, Two Legions of Merit, and a Defense Distinguished Service Medal. One of the original Tuskegee Airmen, the first four-star African American General. Hegseth couldn’t sniff the level of soldiering and warrior that was in Chappie’s DNA. God bless him. And Hegseth took down his picture from a hallway like a racist little child, which is what he is.

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It’s done! Trump’s name has been YEETED from the Kennedy Center like the failed grifter he is. No more pretending he belongs anywhere near JFK’s legacy. Bye, Donnie. Don’t let the tarp hit your ass on the way out. 🇺🇸

A disgrace.

I'm sure all the people who spent years attacking Obama for giving "pallets of cash" to Iran will be just as outraged by Trump telling the UAE to give Iran $10 billion, right?

#IfIWereASuperheroForADay I’d be Absolut Tabasco Man and be the most hated villain in history.

#IfIWereASuperheroForADay I’d be “No Dumb Here Man”

#IfIWereASuperheroForADay I would bellow “GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS! I AM HUMP DAY MAN!! WOO HOO!!!!”

This is CLEARLY a loss for the US But hey at least we have a UFC fight

With all the corruption flooding out of this administration, you may have missed this one. The Trump DOJ just killed a criminal investigation into the coal empire owned by Senator Jim Justice, a Republican and one of Trump’s closest allies. Prosecutors and EPA investigators were probing whether his family’s mining companies criminally violated the Clean Water Act after racking up tens of thousands of alleged pollution violations over the past decade. The arsenic and other dangerous chemicals coal mines leach into our water are exactly what these laws exist to stop. Career prosecutors believed they had a strong case. They had begun gathering evidence and issuing subpoenas. Then the Deputy Attorney General’s office, run at the time by Todd Blanche, told them “pencils down.” A former prosecutor of 24 years said he had never heard of a criminal probe being shut down like this. There should be no untouchables list. This is the pattern, plain as day. Go after the President’s enemies, protect his friends. And now Trump wants to make Blanche his permanent Attorney General. The man who shut this down should not be running the Justice Department. For this and so many other reasons, Todd Blanche must not be confirmed. propublica.org/article/trump…

Excellent.

#MyNextBigBreakthrough will be getting questioned or interviewed by a woman.

#MyNextBigBreakthrough banning dumb

#MyNextBigBreakthrough will be all the people flipping me off when I offer them a shot of Absolute Tabasco

#MyNextBigBreakthrough solving the crime problem in America’s inner cities