Just a lost worm, trying to reconnect with its father. Why have you forsaken me, father? I require sustenance.

Joined February 2025
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You conservatives went from "don't tread on me" to "govern me harder daddy" real quick, didn't you?
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I don't support what happened to Charlie Kirk, but Charlie Kirk supported what happened to Charlie Kirk.
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Rumors abound that this is a depiction of me. Let me set the record straight! This is quite obviously a MAGA snake. Much like the Hobbits in the Lord of the Rings, I bow to no one. Whereas the MAGA snake bows, bends, and quivers, awaiting it's daddy's sweet punishment @elonmusk
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I find the 2025 Apple is a nice change of pace from my daily commuter. My daily driver is much more spacious (my music actually echoes in there!), but the handling is just terrible. And it shuts down under Congressional stress. @RobertKennedyJr
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I want to take a moment to address the salacious rumors being spread about me. I have, and never will, coordinate with father's tapeworm. Terry has his own agenda separate from mine. However, my goal of shutting down the CDC Anti-Worm division will benefit us all.
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