furries attempt at flirting under suggestive art is the furry equivalent of facebook boomers and millenials commenting under ai generated pictures of women
The way I would sprint over to show off my grip strength. "Alright, stand back folks. Watch a master at work." I pull the bars apart with ease. *everyone claps* "But wait, there's more." I then hold the baby above my head and tear it in half, the claps turn into shrieks of horror
Every family celebrates Fatherβs Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.
I let out the juiciest wettest fart the other night thinking no one would hear, I then see the audio bar on the online game I was playing with my friends light up, I had never been so mortified