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What was your go to cereal growing up? I'll start.. Sugar Smacks
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The campers have arrived..🏕️ and they're checking in for good at Camp Harbor Lake. Meet the 2026 animatronic lineup. Shop here: spirithalloween.com/content.… Move-in day starts now! 🎃
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Gonna try to befriend some crows today. Been seeing them around work alot. Gonna try giving them some of my meat & fruit from dinner.
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Life has never once given me lemons; it has however given me anxiety, insomnia, a terrible sense of direction and very poor time management skills
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Call me anything but a litter bug, baby.
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Cut myself shaving my private area. Call that thee 2000 election because it’s Bush vs Gore
just knicked my balls while manscaping hastily. dare i say Knicked in 5
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Hardest part about being in your mid 30s to early 40s is according to everyone older you're not allowed to have pains/be tired & to everyone younger you should already be in a home.
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Is being afraid to buy new clothes cuz I think I'm gonna gain weight back a thing? I feel insane.
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Did Belle’s dildo also talk?
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Gordon Ramsay as Kirby
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They need to make this shit more affordable cuz this is what teens/kids should have if anything.
A flip phone that blocks social media and web browsers will soon be available for $499 The Commodore Callback will still have apps such as WhatsApp, Telegram, Google Maps, and Uber
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You are clearly old enough to know...
Before cell phones, what did people do on the toilet?🚽😂
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giggling really hard at Chucky yelling “WHAT THE HELL” in the second movie he is so goddamn funny
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Trying to fix my hair without shaving it all off is so hard. It takes forever and constantly looks like shit 😭
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