call me a gay magnet because i be attracting the most zesty mfs ever despite wanting nothing to do with them

Joined March 2021
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hypixel ss retweeted
1 Jul 2024
That almost the entire media repeated the same lie with the exact same words is disturbing. The legacy news is not merely fake, but also unoriginally fake! If you want to know the truth, it’s on 𝕏.
1 Jul 2024
"Sharp as a tack"
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hypixel ss retweeted
21 Mar 2024
You can’t make this up. This is an official VALORANT discord server mod 💀 Furry 😂🫵
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I can't decide whats worse... weed withdrawls on a t-break or getting ghosted by the loml who only wanted me for a ons and had a bf the whole time...
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hey, how is everyone?
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Short PSA: If you're ever feeling down just remember that this dude was edating a girl but the girl was actually a trans girl so bobahhhh was really just edating a dude. Bro got catfished and still edated the dude for a little while...
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should i change the pfp?
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if i was gay i would be getting so many dudes holy... god had to nerf me by making me straight
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Tubnet anticheat devs deserve a raise for all their hardwork!
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can people stop approaching me in public pLEASE. at grocery store: - no idfk where that item is - no i do not know what this thing taste like i dont work there like wtf random women just assume i know stuff. cont.
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cont. today at Costco some lady asked me if i knew what something taste like and i replied "i have no idea" i am an introvert unless im with friends like bruh i clearly do not work at costco
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Hacking on tubnet > hacking on hypixel perks: - annoy tubbo stans - worse anticheat - all alts banned on hypixel are unbanned on tubnet
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just killed a child pred in bedwars... feeling good :)
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if you still wear a mask now you dont need to make excuses we get it...
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people on this app get so excited over 3rd grade insults like, "your mum". but hey, who am i to judge how people cope with getting bullied IRL 🤷‍♂️
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i really want another fly bypass on hypixel. its been months since we've had one
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nahh people be typing on this app like they'd ever have the balls to say it irl 😂 twittr wrong for giving some of these people an actual opinion..
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Who should be US president 2024?
56% Andrew Tate (TOP G)
24% Donald Trump
20% Joe Biden (TOP GAS PRICES
147 votes • Final results
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lgbtq pride month is over @indeed you can change your socials back now
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She's a 10 but uses they/them pronouns
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