Can't shoot for 💩. Still pulling the trigger.
Joined February 2017
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Apr 20
Happy 420!! Here is the pic from my special that I posted locally.
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Mar 30
New word for @MerriamWebster to consider.
Podophile: a group or gathering of child rapists.
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Mar 9
In the film, every oral sex scene with donald trump is technically a blumpkin
Mar 9
EXCITING NEWS!
As planned, my new film MELANIA is launching on Prime following its record-breaking theatrical run.
Now you can gain unprecedented access to my historical journey, and view the never-before-seen footage, all from the comfort of your own home.
Enjoy!
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Mar 4
I wonder if trump 💩s himself to cover up the smell of children's no-no parts.
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Feb 20
If anyone is keeping score, trump saved a solid 35,000,000 people from sure death by stopping some war that was probably going nuclear. My dad said, "thank god that mother f#€|{er was there".
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Feb 20
That look you make when you keister a double order of Bangers and Mash into jail, only to bailed out an hour later.
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Feb 11
The Dollar General had a small sign at the register that read, "No Ice". I quoted Public Enemy, and left a "highly satisfied" emoji rating.
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Feb 6
Whatever happened to the immigrant children torn from their parents and then dispersed, without oversight, during pedo prez's first term as russia's representative?
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Feb 6
Pam Bondi sucking off trump on tv right now. Porn hub shows a lot less felatio than a republican bumping tgeir dick suckers.
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Feb 4
At some point, we need to have a discussion about Oprah, and the company she keeps, along with the "doctors" she shoved down our throats.
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Feb 3
If anyone is wondering what happened during the camera malfunction on Epstein's cell block, it looked something like this:
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Jan 21
Someone grab that orange piece of 💩 off of the stage and take him to The Hague.
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