I knew the dude riding on a unicorn on a rainbow path was real lol 😂

— Anaïs Nin

Started feeding the crows and ravens every morning before work in January. I love observing them. Their cute little waddles and hops. Getting better at distinguishing the crows and ravens by their beaks, sounds, and behaviors. Sometimes they don’t come, like when it’s raining, but otherwise it’s the best part of the morning.

It’s been 25 hours. He hasn’t texted me. I’m going to take it as he’s not interested in going on a walk with me and getting to know each other. I realized that was the first time I’ve ever given a dude my number like that. No wonder I was so extra nervous 😬 I’ll try again next year.

I told my daughter about my plans yesterday of giving my number to this dude I have a crush on. She told me I had no game. Hours later and she just texted me this. 😅😂 saying step up your game mom.

Almost made a fool of myself. There’s a guy who has caught my attention. Every interaction has been good. Ran into him while running errands for work. Then I talked to him again while I was grocery shopping. He’s one of the managers there. Had the silliest idea of getting a few things I actually needed and giving him my number. Only if we stopped a chatted though. Ask him his hobbies and if we asked me mine tell him I’m into studying history. Like how in the Victorian era women used to drop their handkerchief near their man of interest. Hand him my number and say consider this a handkerchief, call or text if you’d like to go on a walk. May the 4th be with you. Bye. And then parkour away. I went to do it and he wasn’t there. :/ Attempt no 1 failed. It will still work without the May the 4th be with you and the parkour. Try again? :)

Listening to Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind and it is not as wholesome of a song as I thought it was a kid.

If a woman locks in for a month she can change her life more than a 6 figure career can: - lose weight (5 pounds of fat alone makes a huge difference and is VERY doable in a month) - start healing emotional issues (church, find church groups, read self help books, build good female friendships, don’t talk to men for awhile) - no casual sex - get in the gym and Pilates if possible (a class full of fit women will heal you) - learn about nutrition - pick a new hobby so she can be at her most feminine - cut off all inconsistent male penpals mercilessly - cut off FWBs - take 20 minutes to do hair and makeup daily - watch one 5 minute makeup tutorial per day - make one simple change in diet (eg. Don’t order soda, fast food less frequently, less alcohol) - start reading non fiction It just takes 30 days of this and she’s already a brand new woman

💪

I pulled my son out of public school today. Going to be homeschooling him for the remaining three months of 8th grade. Between his step mama, his dad, and me, we got this! We are all excited about this change. I had fun creating his curriculum and pulling resources for his education. He got to choose subjects he’s interest in learning too, such as entrepreneurship, financial literacy and personal finance. Wish us luck 🍀

Tom Ellis would make an amazing James Bond.