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Constance Strangewyne retweeted
You lack drive and social skills and instead of being encouraged to develop both, you have been seduced by a very profitable online echo chamber of influencers telling you your alienation is due to a black character in a LOTR TV show and a woman owning a “male tears” mug
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I want to make this very clear: Young men have nothing. Literally, we have nothing, no future prospects, most don't have skills, most don't have partners, all for reasons outside of our control All we had was our hobbies, and we couldn't even be left alone to have that
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This guy is why the British say "cunt."
Here are 40 things a man should never wear: 1. Flips flops unless you’re near a pool or beach. 2. Flamboyant pocket squares. All it says is you pay $1,200 a month for a car you can’t afford. 3. Statement socks. They don’t give you personality or style. 4. Cargo shorts. 5. Turtlenecks. Circumcise that sweater. 6. The guilt of your ancestors’ sins. 7. A pro sports jersey with another man’s name on the back of it. 8. Facial hair that doesn’t look intentional. 9. Jewelry (other than watches and wedding rings). The only thing more disappointing for a woman than seeing a desirable man with a wedding band on, is seeing a ring on any other finger. 10. Backwards or flat brim baseball caps. Or any hat inside. 11. Pleated or cuffed pants. 12. Sneakers with a suit. It’s a good look for 1% of men, but you’re not David Beckham. 13. Fashion watches - Chanel, Hermes, Gucci, and even Cartier. 14. Hoodies after the age of 40, unless the weather requires it. 15. Double-breasted suits. The vast majority of men can’t pull it off. 16. Any shorts longer than the knees. 17. Skinny or ripped jeans. 18. Vineyard Vines. 19. Country club logo golf shirts where you’re not a member. I don’t care if you played Pebble once, it’s a conversation-starter for losers. 20. Short-sleeve button-down shirts. 21. Identifiably-designer belts. 22. Dirty sneakers in the office. Even with a relaxed dress code, you should take care of sneakers in the same manner as dress shoes. 23. Oxford collars. 24. A backpack. 25. Tevas, Crocs, Birkenstocks, or Uggs. 26. Bowties without a tuxedo. 27. Monk straps, tassels, or square-toed shoes. 28. Deep V-neck t-shirts. 29. A fake watch. 30. Dress shirts with a pocket. 31. Baggy clothes. Get the essentials, even jeans, tailored. 32. Anything with big logos. 33. Your heart on your sleeve. 34. Sports sunglasses. Quality shades serve an important function; they let women know you appreciate nice things and are responsible enough not to lose them. 35. Noticeable cologne. Men generally have a weak sense of smell and get desensitized to their own scent, so it’s worse than you realize. 36. Graphic t-shirts. 37. Pajama pants in public. 38. Windsor tie knots. 39. A “going out” shirt. 40. Women’s clothing.
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Absolute highlights of the #GoldenGlobes2024 were the two times the smiling face of @ToddGlass showed up on my TV screen
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Constance Strangewyne retweeted
My San Francisco #noir private detective #novel, The Clear Case, is now available for pre-order! Reserve your paperback or ebook today! Launching November 1st. stephanieedd.com/links
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Likewise I don't Think so Either #wokemarxist
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Constance Strangewyne retweeted
I praised Drew Barrymore for apologizing and not being a scab, so I must also praise Bill Maher for reversing course and going back to being the non-scabbing anti-LBGTQ, Islamophobic, sexist, corporate kiss-ass piece of shit he was before the strike.
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Constance Strangewyne retweeted
We've heard some pretty disrespectful stuff from the company about our wages recently, so workers at union HPB locations are making a statement this whole labor day weekend sale! Come in and chat with us about how the company's treating us in negotiations! #UFCW #1u #HPBUnion
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#Caltopia is @UCBerkeley 's premier new-student-orientation slash #covid #superspreader event! Come on down and wade thru the panting, maskless masses to get some bullshit SWAG like free pencils! Totally worth it!
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Sounds like Dilbert's dad got a fuckbot as a rebound from his third divorce
Ladies, if you thought you could abuse nerds for a hundred years and they wouldn't invent replacements for you, you were not planning ahead.
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Constance Strangewyne retweeted
DOJ just released the report from its two-year investigation of the Minneapolis police department. Here's a thread of notable excerpts. This first one happened *while a DOJ investigator was on a ride-along.*
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But it's the GAYS who are corrupting children! It's the DEMONCRATS! It's the drag queen story hour! It's not continually, time after time, the self-proclaimed "Christian" Republicans who are predators, using Jesus F.H. Christ and His teachings to literally fuck children. V cool.
Iowa christian missionary, Jordan Webb, has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for repeatedly raping a child under the age of 12 & giving her gonorrhea.
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Union drive brewing at 3 Peet’s Coffee locations in Berkeley and Oakland berkeleyside.org/2023/06/12/…
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Enough is enough #EndTheJokes
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Check out the replies. @BerkeleyScanner is the news source of choice for every degenerate racist, copsucking piece of shit in the Bay Area. And she has less than zero shame, she's entirely bankrolled by reactionary shitbags.
Two teenage girls kicked and stomped a woman in the head Sunday evening during a violent robbery in South Berkeley, sending her to the hospital, authorities report. berkeleyscanner.com/2023/05/…
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Clara Peller approved @ScottAukerman @threedomusa 🐖
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These are @BerkeleyScanner 's devoted readers. This is her target audience. This is who she is.
1. anyone with a fucking brain is afraid enhancements will be dropped. meaning everyone who's not black. 2. DA is pro black, so that says it all. 3. they may be eligible for parole. we want life w/ no parole so these killers won't kill innocent people again.
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What a fucking disgusting use of one's child, JFC
For those who were asking, my daughter’s essay has been published ❤️
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Replying to @PhoneyCallyShow
@PhoneyCallyShow Is this a good place to submit #JohnnysGame s for the fans who are straight FIENDING for more Johnny's Games? Or should I just self post with the hashtag #JohnnysGame ?
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(I don't wanna bother you)
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