The un-shittiest software recruiter on đ, owns @DevGrabr. I build dev teams that stick together and ship. Writer/Comic, I love @movetoloveyou, sneakers/golf.
Joined August 2010
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Jun 13
You can admire someoneâs accomplishments without going balls deep in them. I mean not on this platform, but I have seen it.
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Jun 13
Trillion dollars. Still has a 3â vertical leap and manatee titties.
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Jun 12
Itâs been 4 weeks time since my opponents have felt the wrath of my blade as Iâve been away with clients. Did my skills wane? Nay. The lack of action only fueled my lust for pong combat and I left my enemies bathed in shame and their own blood winning 8/9 of my matches.
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Jun 12
Me getting a keyboard with round flat keys because it "looked cool."
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Jun 12
Hell yes! I thought the idiot retailer told me these were lost then got a call from a local @FedEx hero named Daniel from their Frisco Texas distribution center on executive Drive. Give him a raise FedEx! My passion fruit 993âs are finally home. @newbalance @NBRunning
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Jun 12
You ever drink Japanese beer out of a sword? No? Youâre probably a đ then.
(Sips sword beer)
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Jun 11
I finally got to shoulder a couple bullpups in 5.56 when I was at @Riflegear and they're just too heavy IMO compared to equivalent ARs. Having the long barrel in SBR for is nice though and the "cool" factor is undeniable. Both the IWI Tavor and Hellion look mean AF lol.
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Jun 11
I canât tell yâall how much I appreciate the @Riflegear staff and Iâm lucky theyâre down the street. Shoutout to Bradon who helped me pick out an MP5 clone awhile back and today ran the gauntlet of AR choices. Dudes a walking Wikipedia and if yourâre gonna drop a couple bands on some HW you want to feel good about it. On top of that their indoor range is absolutely premium.
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Jun 10
Wife is gone for mere hours and Iâm in a wing house ordering Buffalo shrimp. đ¤ đŚŹ
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Jun 10
Youâre not allowed to say if people are âhotâ you need to say âsupremely client facing with ability to initiate high desire for engagement.â
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Jun 10
When you see a @magnumdong1992 post then go buy some vintage polo. This guyâs a fâing menace.
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Jun 10
My non-software client has a better website than my tech clients đ
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Jun 10
The worst aspect by far of on-site client work is public bathrooms. So the whole building poops in here?
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Jun 7
I repurposed this North Face jacket into a shop stool awhile back and itâs still holding up nicely.
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Jun 7
These are just the clubs that arenât in any of my golf bags right now. If youâve been playing for over 10 years, you understand what it means to clean out your garage.
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Jun 7
A spider has made a terrible logistics mistake by making a home in this air horn. MFâer about to see time and space converge on an audio level.
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Jun 7
Youâre a lifelong 3rd generation Knicks fan waiting forever to see them live in the Finals. Sorry! Tickets are out priced 10 xâs your reach. Who will be there? A bunch of clout farming rich kids and celebs who will be on their phones until 3 minutes left in the 4th quarter and out of NY on private jets the next day.
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