I’m a reasonable man / get off my case / get off my case
Joined January 2012
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May 19
If planes really vanish, then why don't we ever suspect magicians?
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May 17
Mortal Kombat II isn’t comically bad. It’s worse. Whatever you tho k is really really bad. It’s worse than that
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Apr 12
Trump playing the UnoReverse card on Iran by throwing a Naval Blockade on top of Iran’s Strait of Hormuz blockade. That’s the 4-DD chess ♟️
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Good news: Trump isn’t going to destroy the entire Iranian civilization tonight.
Bad news: Trump’s going back to destroying the entire American civilization again.
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Can’t wait to find out the fate of the world by tweet/truth social. What a f’ed place to be.
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Actually. None of us are going to live on the moon.
So “we’re all we got”
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Oh and yes I’ve been following the Artemis II mission. Spectacular footage of the moon surface. Really check it out.
Bad news? Not livable.
Gotta make it work here on Earth a couple more years….decades
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Whew. Tuesday April 7th. Bridge and power plant day is here. Hold on to your butts. The next 24hours are it.
ProTip: Don’t pay your taxes early this year….the 15th isn’t promised
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Hate to say it, but Kid Rock would’ve been better than the ChainSmokers for #marchmadness #finalfour
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NASA launching a mission to the Moon on April Fool’s Day is just what the conspiracists need.
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Mar 27
Tiger Woods better stick with his irons because he sure can’t drive
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Mar 27
Everything is mostly terrible but @kanyewest did drop “Bully” and there’s a thunderstorm in a Friday morning so this coffee is nice and all the bad can wait for 1hr or so
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Mar 19
After watching that game…my back hurts? First tourney win in 9years and still hating on @BrucePearl__ so at least for one more game let’s #GoCards
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Mar 12
Not buying Bam as one of the all time NBA greats even with an 80 pt game
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Mar 11
What are the online experts spouting off about today? Bitcoin? Oil? Iran? College basketball?
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