Olympic swimmer ▪️Bad at pics▪️Sarcastic AF▪️Dogs Cats ▪️AI Machine Learning ▪️Hazelnut lover
Joined September 2016
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28 Nov 2025
Him looking at last piece of cake in the fridge.
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18 Jun 2025
Eye of Sauron
17 Jun 2025
Me: Just grabbing a latte
NeuroSpot: You sat 18 mins, moved 2.3 meters, glanced at the counter thrice, and drank 1.5 cups.
Also me: 👀
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Dr NO retweeted
18 Jun 2025
The closest Papa John's and Pizza Hut to the Pentagon have both surged in traffic.
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16 Jun 2025
First day EVER in 15 years that he requested a salad.
Should I take him to hospital?
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7 May 2025
He asked if he could bring these guys home from work 😁
That's like 5 feral cats 😅
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7 May 2025
When you work next to a feral cat spot and are also a very a nice guy.
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24 Apr 2025
RT @olex_scherba: Kyiv last night. One of the most barbaric attacks. I wonder what inspired Russia this time.
#StandWithUkraine https://t.…
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