Please accept my apologies for some of the bad language, I have Twitter Tourette’s

Joined September 2021
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Not enough characters in any Pro game these days…well done lad, you have to enjoy life as much as you can 👏👏👏👏
Reporter: "No F-bombs please." Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck." Reporter: "I'm gonna ask you one more question so please keep it clean, okay?" Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."
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Reporter: "No F-bombs please." Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck." Reporter: "I'm gonna ask you one more question so please keep it clean, okay?" Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

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I’m not saying that the press have an agenda against #NUFC but this article typifies the lack of respect for the club. Not one mention of Tino being a Newcastle player whereas on the other hand there’s no doubting who Chaloba plays for!!!!
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#Adidas taking a lot of flak about the #NUFC kit. In general, the European & UK products in particular are pretty boring when you see exclusives in places like Japan. Adizero with the Mt Fuji & wave design and the cherry blossom moon t-shirt…class
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Jun 10
Osaka is stunning - used the mornings before work to have a run around the castle and even managed to catch a bit of the wildlife #Japan #Heron
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Read @garysherrard66 Wilderness Years in Osaka this time last year, great book - this year it’s @MichaelChaplin2 Newcastle United Stole My Heart. Same hotel, different #NUFC story #GeordieInJapan
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Is this the best World Cup team photo of all time? Bravo, Norway 🇳🇴⚔️
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.@beastieboys’ Mike D announces intimate Newcastle social club gig with snappy new single ‘What We Got’ His first ever run of solo European shows kicks off next week at Kings Street Social Club in North Shields nme.com/news/music/beastie-b…
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Ahead of the Champions League final, we asked some former Spurs players for their thoughts... 18 GambleAware #UCLFinal
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Brexit explained by someone who isn’t a liar and was there and who knows:
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If the UK rejoined the Single Market there would be £42bn a year to spend, jobs galore and it would kill Nigel Farage. Lets do it.
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May 29
New JD Sports advert looks a bit sh1t
over 30c and cunts still walk around Britain like this 🤦‍♂️
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May 29
Not a movie but @GreggsOfficial cheese pasties - she loves them thanks to her Geordie husband
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May 29
#ElectricVehicle #EVCharging anyone thinking of getting an EV but worry about #RangeAnxiety - DON’T. We swapped to a full EV & just done a trip from Northumberland through France, Belgium & back and it was an absolute breeze. Charging was easy, quick, efficient & cheap
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And yes, it’s a #Capri Before the haters jump on & slate the car - take the name away and it’s been the best, easiest drive on the continent I’ve ever had. HUD to make sure no speed tickets. Air con pre cooling the cab before driving - god send
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May 29
Massage seats for long journeys, adaptive cruise control - just point and drive!! I just wish I’d never let the wife drive it in Bruges with the big kerbs!! I have to say, I think I would struggle now to swap back to an ICE vehicle, definitely an EV convert.
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May 24
#NUFC definitely getting rid of Gordon, currently selling all his merch off cheap in the club shop
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May 24
Take me with you please Anthony, I can’t work under the Howe mafia anymore
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