former tweeter. on the other one now, with the sky. he/him/hey there pal.
Joined December 2014
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"Elevated horror" just means they were too lazy to write a rap about the plot to play over the credits.
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How I feel when I manage to regularly water a single hanging flower basket for a couple weeks.
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There are about 6 FB accounts pretending to be my mom but they're only tricking family members I fuckin' hate so I'm letting 'em ride.
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She's been our roomate for 10 years now. Continue to send thoughts and prayers, please.
ALT A collage of a small ugly dog in 3 photos: as a weeks old puppy, a grown young adult, and at ten years old. The rate of decay is astounding.
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Cartoons I'd punch on sight:
Mayor Humdinger
Jimmy Pesto
(I'm just a) Bill
Sandy Cheeks (get out of the water, idiot)
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ALL WE SEE IS
CINEMA PEEPEE
CINEMA POOPOO
CINEMA PEEPEE
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Update: only 20 left to find...
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Every 12 hours...
My dog's butthole exploded today, how y'all holding up out there?
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My dog's butthole exploded today, how y'all holding up out there?
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I'm officially 40 today and I've decided against haircuts until 45. No further questions.
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My streaming services, today through Thanksgiving:
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"Cuts through time" = More "young" jigsaw confirmed
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An actor who is great in everything you've seen them in
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alleged former tweeter unsolved mister ians retweeted
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Inside you, there are two wolves
They are friends
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I've been trying to stay away from social media but
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