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Joined March 2015
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Gregg Wallace launches private middle-aged male only chat room for Β£11.99 a month in desperate bid to keep earning amid fears of 'losing everything' following MasterChef scandal trib.al/JeOnbOJ
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Paul Weller requires his dressing room to be maintained at around 18-22 degrees Celsius and stocked with a chicken and mushroom pukka pie, can of Frebreze Woodland Whispers, and carton of Ribena chilled to 21 degrees.
BeyoncΓ© requires her dressing room to be maintained at precisely 78 degrees Fahrenheit and stocked with heavily seasoned baked chicken, rose-scented candles, and alkaline water chilled to 21 degrees.
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HYDRATION BREAK from your childhood. What soft drink are you having?
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Scotland and Iraqi fans joined together in Boston. World Cup 2026 is heating up π
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"Oh, I nearly forgot. Three pints of Guinness please"
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Teens can see violent content 'within 8 minutes' of making a social media account.
Teens can see violent content βwithin 8 minutesβ of making a social media account trib.al/ZcziRdQ
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Florida Republican Rep. Byron Donalds lectures about the importance of reading comprehension while standing in front of a misspelled sign
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The White House is playing Diddy's music at their UFC watch party.
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Will his Grandpa be attending the event?
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"Jethro Tull is a crank and his importance in the history of agriculture has been greatly exaggerated."
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Ed Sheeran makes major announcement onstage to devastated fans
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βDid you know that there are no Dutch elms left in Britain? Completely wiped out. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.β
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Ed Sheeran makes major announcement onstage to devastated fans
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The Michael Jackson biopic is about as entertaining as a bout of pleurisy but the Pepsi Commercial scene is probably my movie Comedy moment of the year. π₯πΏ
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Okay, I'm gonna be honest.
This gay club looks fabulous.
They've got everything. Sweaty men wrestling, guys on motorcycles in leather jackets, gold everywhere, and the Village People performing.
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Jun 14
Algae--check. Mosquitos--check. Lightning and rain--check. All that's missing are the birthday locusts.
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Maga thinks democrats put algae in the reflecting pool.π
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America doesn't quit because of some rain. Obviously a liberal retard. πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²
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