Tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms "cooking" and "cooked" to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.
"cooked is bad. cooking is good. you're either in the pot or you're holding it."
My phone number has somehow fallen into the most egregious scam caller system I have seen in 30 years of life. These bastards are blowing up my phone like 5 times an hourโฆ