Iโm an ice guy. Once loaned my sexy to Justin Timberlake and he made a right song and dance about it when I asked him to return it. (He/Him/Stud)
Joined May 2026
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I actually check my follower count before posting some of my tweets and again 10 minutes later to see how many left.
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Felt sure Iโd lose at least a couple after that last one, but actually gained one.
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Pretty sure I just saw Andie, horny reply girling over on For You and Iโm now convinced that this is actually the countdown to the end of the world.
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Donโt worry, Iโm not gonna top myself, Iโm actually gonna end cruelty and bring about world peace through the power of wholesome bantz.
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I stared at the wall for 9 hours one weekend and by the 6th hour there was some right filthy porn.
Actually, come to think of it, that might have been a window.
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3 Likes for an 8/10 joke (independently verified) is the real fucking joke here.
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Iโm so clever, I even have to explain my jokes to Grok.
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Just got accosted outside the co-op by a group of youngsters saying, โExcuse me, mister. Can I borrow your phone to send a Snapchat?โ
Of course, I refused. But I did buy them 20 Bensons and a bottle of White Lightning.
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I donโt need your likes and RTโs for validation, I got Grok
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Good morning. Wishing you all a fantastic day on the socials.
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After that performance, they can call themselves Cgypt.
Hahahaha hahahahahaha.
Ha!
Ha?
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Great news by the way. Iโve been chatting to Ron and youโll all be delighted to know that Iโve convinced her to come back to Twitter very soon!
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Okay, this is being liked by people that donโt know me so think I should come clean.
I havenโt been in contact with Ron and didnโt convince her to come back. I just had a notification that she followed back my new account so knew she was about again.
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I think we should all have to upload a copy of our passport or drivers license and the pic from that has to be used as your pfp.
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Fully appreciate that not everyone will agree with this and many of you will have legitimate concerns over being identified as a fugly.
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JB ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ retweeted
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Bluesky FC donโt have numbers on their shirts they have twee house names like Rowanbank or Dunroamin etc
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